Ketsbaia

Trying to out-meh Sunderland, I see. At least the firemen of Bolton will be busy.

He's blatantly ours. Hopefully they're holding out to see what happens with Sturridge, but probably not.

http://static.westminster-abbey.org/assets/thumbnail/0004/20677/Rector--and--Priest-Vicars.jpg "Gio, we at the ITK Council have decided you're going to Udinese. And that is final. In other news; Luka, we've decided you will stay". Chuffed that Sanchez has went to Barcelona....they're great for each other. Don't think Vucinic and Spurs are good for each other though, I just can't see it working out.

henrywinter Henry Winter Fingers crossed for Hatem Ben Arfa. Good player enduring wretched luck with injuries. Could be a real star for #nufc if he can stay fit

I've changed my team name to Raylor's Smile.

Stretchering him off man.....what a sick joke to pull on us. Bit of a traumatic few minutes though.

Fucking PHEW

Seriously, this better not be fucking happening.

This isn't happening.

Its 2am so I can't be bothered to dig it out, but I definitely saw it on here somewhere. Mightn't have said 'love'.

Wasn't that bothered about him until I read that Graham Carr absolutely loves him. I trust his judgement. Plus he's better than Shane Long.

1 2 I think.

Given Vidic, A Cole, Huth Valencia, Brunt, Ben Arfa, Cabaye, Downing Van Persie, Ba BENCH: Westwood, Jagielka, Assou-Ekotto, Graham

You're aware theres more than, like, 4 teams in the league aren't you?

Was just thinking about this earlier. Gonna give it a go now, but Ben Arfa is a definite.

Where's his jazz hands?

Oh this is worse than we thought. His body language indicates not only a wish to leave this club, but to leave the entire sport. Shit.

that lass.....i'd love to fila

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11800_7047187,00.html

Being petty, I'd not accept any offer from them after the Taylor fiasco. Other clubs will still be in for him, so he'd still be gone.

AVB said in an interview that he hasn't decided what he'll do with Sturridge yet, so a loan isn't out of question at all.

The picture above that story is incredible.

Sky Sports says Wigan have rejected £10m from Villa

what a letdown. i know some like to see new teams do well, but.......this is lame.

Yep, his guns are soooo big, they're in different time zones.