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Is it sad that I'd rather we sign N'Zog than Gervinho just so they don't get him? Although tbf, I'd want to sign him anyway.

Umbro have done it again. Marvellous work.

Gameiro was the best signing I ever made on FM. Tbh. Got a Lille game on the go and I bought him. Cabaye, Gervinho and Gameiro playing together is a joy (Hazard and Rami too). Therefore, using flawless logic, he'd be a mint signing for us.

comparing Gameiro to Owen is daft the only similarity is that we aren't first choice for either of them. but that doesn't mean they'll have the same attitude upon arrival - thats a personal thing. Owen chose to do nothing because he has no guts, but whilst he could afford to be lazy due to his reputation, Gameiro doesn't have one yet. if Gameiro is lazy he has to go back and start again. Owen took a clear step down to join us, whereas we are still a step up from lorient. OK, we're not his beloved valencia, but we're in that direction. and thats why he will give his all at this club. taking his time isn't a bad thing, we're just seeing it as that because we're nervous. ultimately, Gameiro sees us as a stepping stone, whereas Owen saw us as a retirement home.

Signing Cattermole and Henderson would be a spectacular capitulation.

They're being quite complimentary, I'm sitting here in shock. Perhaps they're not all knobheads.....what an epiphany!

next season Ligue Un will have Nancy Nice Brest, which sounds like a politically correct nickname

I'm gonna superinjunction yo' ass!

He's seen the official third hat that accompanies it!

When did you change it to New Zealand? It was Falkland Islands last time.... I'm not on Chester-le-Street's 'Notable People' anymore either changed it in the hope you'd be stalked if there was ever an injury crisis for NZ and you might get a phone call. Don't think Falkland Islands have a team. You're some sort of crazy genius. Love it.

Or it could lead to Spurs having a sane number of midfielders again. At the moment its Lennon, Bale, Huddlestone, Sandro, Modric, Van der Vaart, Palacios, Jenas, Bentley, Kranjcar, Dos Santos, Pienaar, O' Hara and Rose

Shouldn't be, but it looks like he is.

Ohhh finally. This one is lush, I want!

When did you change it to New Zealand? It was Falkland Islands last time.... I'm not on Chester-le-Street's 'Notable People' anymore either

If Gervinho doesn't happen, thats fine because Zoggy is the alternative. I'm just worried as to who Gameiro's alternative is. Erding has been linked with Galatasaray too.

To turn down £13m for somebody as shit as Henderson is madness. I think they believe someone will be even madder, which may justify that.

Had him with Leverkusen on FM10 and it was magical, but when his loan ended I replaced him with Ozil......it's not the most realistic of games.

Too fast paced anyway, but we could've just missed the noises out

Decent

We really need to sort this out so we can apply the Um Bongo jingle to his name.

He's smug and dislikeable, but when he constantly has shots at Rooney, Owen etc I can't help but like him. The lesser of two evils.

Wes Brown is one of those players that I keep forgetting exists. Used to be very good though.

@themichaelowen you're a vile, scummy, cretinous creature. you actually think you matter in football?!?! everybody's laughing at you. prick. ....i think i've flipped. but yeh, i really hate that despicable shithead.

Looking at his bench on Saturday, maybe he already has.