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Lollenham HateSpurs. Great night for them, eh? Couldn't happen to a more t'riffic club.

Yeah - I like him being on the board too. He's a good poster who gives as good as he takes. This.

Hernandez should be there too

Make plasters with Tiote's head on, you'd cure it all. Broken legs, cancer, AIDS - everything!

Ahhhh so thats why he doesn't. The shit twat!

Gonna whack one off here at work, one on the bus home and three in the kitchen. fwaptastic!!!!

So Parker, Bale and Adam are in the main award but Kompany or Nani aren't? Bit of a joke really. And no Carroll? Thats even more shocking! The Young Player category is a good battle though. I've went with Tevez and Nani.

Always thought Aaron from Emmerdale had a bit of Victor Valdes in him.

Surprised Tiote has been overtaken. Barton has had a brilliant season but we're a far, far better team when Tiote plays - he's phenomenal. And more than that, he's crucial to the way we play. The only downside I see is his suspensions.

More likely: £10m striker £5m centre back £5m in total for a backup winger, backup left back and cheap striker (maybe Larsson on a free?) We'll not spend over £20m (especially net profit).

Damn those crampons!

Aye, but it would be fun to watch them be dragged into a relegation dog-fight. Absolutely Maybe it'll finally stop their delusion, although maybe I'm being naive. They are a top 8 team after all...

Like us, they'll finish 10th-13th. Neither of us are going down, clearly.

Injuries? Pah. Try Ben Arfa, Ireland, Best, Enrique and Gosling.

Strange. I thought "Forever Blowing Bubbles" was West Ham's thing.....

Relegated: Blackpool, Wolves, Wigan (Blackburn nearly drop) Promoted: QPR, Norwich, Cardiff

Go on then, who'll be the first to suggest Coloccini in midfield?

Wolves have won 9 and our 2nd bottom What a season

I'd take Gordon, Onuoha and Gyan (not a fan, but he's better than what we have) in the first XI, but their second string would beat ours.

Oy! I've still not seen that celebration he did....

What the hell? Birmingham-Bolton?? The ugliest, most uninspiring match and its still ahead of us.

This season and last season. Whoops. I very rarely watch it, but thats embarassing!

How long has MotD showed the minutes on the scoreboard? Its a nice touch.

I voted Tiote but nearly went Coloccini or Barton. A long way back but still worth a mention is Simpson. He's been really impressive and if Capello bothered to visit the North East, he'd be in the England squad by now.

Awwww bless 'em. Guess it was too quiet for too long. PANIC AT THE DISCO!!!