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4-2-3-1 with Ben Arfa being the centre of attention (middle of the three). But then I wouldn't know where to put Nolan.....

Can kind of see where Quinn's coming from, in that the North East has great potential if utilised properly. But it's not as simple as he puts it. And theres a huge difference between a club like us and a club like them.

You know what? Thats fine. Thats completely fine

Barcelona, Real Madrid, Man City, Chelsea, Spurs, Liverpool, Sevilla, Atletico Madrid, Newcastle, Everton, Getafe, Stoke (the bastards), Aston Villa, Blackburn, Osasuna, West Brom, West Ham, Hercules, Wolves, Malaga England 12-8 Spain

especially love the "YES! YES! YES! YES! BOOM!" complete with Pardew's fist shaking. gets better with each viewing.

the media will do what they always do and blame the ref, the ball.....anything they can except the team itself. obviously the red card was shocking, but arsenal were completely outclassed by barcelona in every way. they were annihilated. looking at stats and the way barca played, they should be grateful that the score wasn't humiliating. zero shots, man but what a team barca are. tonight was total domination. some of their play was delicious, especially xavi's goal. they also should've had a penalty in the first half. arsenal can whinge all they want but deep down they know what we all know. FCB

If everything goes to plan, Arsenal will mostly be nowhere near the defence. All giggly with excitement now!!

Reina is one of the best goalkeepers in the world, whilst Carroll is a very promising young striker. It has to be Reina.

can't see carroll having any longevity and banging them in into his thirties. but he might get a few this season and have two really good ones afterwards. not enough to payback the £35m.

can see anderlecht being ripped apart in the summer. hopefully we can help with that.

Really funny

It's not really far fetched, just no one thinks it will happen. Me included.

'expect' is a bit strong but it is winnable. maybe.

we'll definitely survive, but the fizzling out process is already happening. can see us drifting to 12th/13th, which i guess is fine.

Proper love Biglia

Get in, theres Pardew's replacement sorted....

Sincerely Andy, I hope it all goes wrong for you. Not cruel enough to wish injury on you, but I really hope you're a failure there (even though its unlikely). Bad luck Andy.

only got one game til april anyway

especially when he raises his fist. magical work, kasper.

Get in! We have another mentalist. This will be fun

rioferdy5 Rio Ferdinand Just read Kolo Toure failed a drugs test.... Jeeeez, I didn't see that coming. Gonna read up to find out more detail... LiterallyJamie Not Jamie Redknapp @rioferdy5 Rio in 'not seeing drugs tests coming' shocker.

Credit to the bloke for sticking his neck out so bravely. Carroll isn't a £35m player, but that price was closely linked to the amount that Chelsea were prepared to pay to land Torres. Liverpool wouldn't have let Torres go without bringing in Carroll as a replacement. We were able to drive a very hard bargain, and effectively Chelsea financed the deal. Sounds like we had a chat with Chelsea to decide the optimum bids. Which makes the failure to loan Daniel Sturridge even more infuriating.....

Was great when the handshake turned into a nostril flare and sudden anger from Lennon. Mint.

Has Iniesta been subbed during every away game? For his ovation? Its a luxury they can normally afford.....

I Can't Live if Living is Without You ....whoever sings that