Ketsbaia

Love the way he worded that Harry is a bellend of magnificent proportions, the twat.

Wow, didn't expect to see him back in England. Can't see it working out for him though.

These last two pages Although the way Keys nonchalantly went "Did you smash it?" will haunt my dreams forever.

So the day has finally arrived? I don't quite know what to say Give me a few weeks to get over this. Please.

Muntari is turboshit, but fair play on Sessegnon.....he's good. Not enough to replace the damage of Bent leaving though. Worrying amount of loans too, they'll have to spend a lot just to stand still next season.

Its Barcelona. You lose.

Shepherd, Allardyce and Redknapp dream team!!!! Maybe.

Wor Gez

The future of English football, £20m rated Jordan Henderson, no less. But he's not a defensive midfielder, I hear you cry. Well, from the amount of time he spends floating around doing nothing, he's as much as a DM as he is an AM/RM which he is apparently supposed to be. Capello agrees with you.

who are these 'current defensive midfielders'? it must look pretty grim for them.....

Djimi Traore?

Inter Milan, managed by Mourinho, with players like Eto'o, Ibrahimovic, Cambiasso, Lucio, Milito, Sneijder, Maicon etc. But yeh, it was all Muntari

so this deal looks pretty certain now? lets do it, man! we've got a thin squad and its only a loan so this makes complete sense.

Chelsea have had mostly youngsters on their bench this season. And now they've just let van Aanholt and Kakuta go. Can't see Sturridge being a third.

Not really news....this is the 2-3 weeks from the other day.

what a joke. what a fucking joke. just more evidence that the media is sneaky scum. also cant believe how many people are glad to see them go - personally im gutted. the sky is falling (pun not intended!). we moaned at the WC about the piss poor coverage of BBC/ITV, meanwhile Sky have wiped the floor with them for years. these two are the reason for that. obviously the quality is going to nosedive now, although i dont see why jamie redknapp would replace gray when he's already a regular. especially as he cant do the tactics stuff.

Can see Sunderland going out in a similar style to Aston Villa recently. And if their young team couldn't handle the derby, then they certainly wouldn't handle Europe.

A female friend from Uni just texted to say she's watching Barca at the Nou Camp tomorrow, whie visiting her boyfriend. I want to slap her silly - she has no idea what beauty she's about to see. And no idea of how jealous I am.

Rampant porn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojjdP01ydqo

You're lovely. Maybe later Steady on lads we've been here before. By any chance, are your names Andy Gray and Richard Keys?

alter it to 'Cheick Will Take You Apart' and it almost rhymes. bonus point.

The media are fucking disgusting, like. I hate the way they operate and you just know its going to get worse over time. Bye bye Keysy

Our single syllable players: Smith, Perch, Best, Krul. Hmm. Cheick Will Tear You Apart

He was only a toddler, man. Harsh.