Ketsbaia

This needs to be a smiley..... http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQEZ4niwfts_3lbka4QHQ3l6hx6700s8dz_4O7Nyt29vWA3v-OX

Oh right, forgot about that North East relocation to London....

Although opposed to athletics tracks at football, I'd much prefer West Ham to get it because its fairer and makes more sense. And also I detest Spurs with a passion. Having said that, Levy is jammy enough to win this because he's a twat. God, I hate Spurs!

I'd love to know where he keeps going and why he can't huff in the house I just picture him with hunched shoulders making menacing noises while storming back on forth on the same spot in the road. Is he doing this?

routledge to QPR, pienaar to spurs --> kranjcar to newcastle?

You'd have thought we'd have brought in a replacement BEFORE loaning Routledge out. As the Larsson deal showed us, a deal can always fall through at the last minute, so this is sillyness.

I like Routledge. Shame to see him loaned out, unless we're getting someone in......surely we are?

Its not like this would've come as a shock to Bruce because Bent made it clear in the summer he wanted to leave. And he can't argue with the fee either. So what would his problem be? Maybe the board won't let him have much of it....

Anyone got his twitter?

In fairness, nothing, nothing at all heard of this until Sunday night, less than 48 hours later, signed and moved, a massive deal like this. I meant the mission to get him out of Sunderland. Took roughly 18 months

£2m is a bargain. We really should just give Smith away.

Dunno how long it took to rescue those Chilean miners, but this mission took considerably longer. Having seen some horrible life changing things there, he's probably a bit fatigued right now, but you can tell the guy is ecstatic. Another happy ending!

If we get Anthony Annan, we'd have a Tiote-Annan warzone! Then Nolan and Ben Arfa can do whatever they like going forward....

Brilliant news. Listening to him on those radio interviews and that show they did from SJP, its obvious how much this club means to him and if he can infect the players with that (if any actually need it!) then we're onto a winner. Whichever way you look at it, its a fantastic appointment.

Adebayor

Will he get his Playstation took off him too? unconfirmed reports that he also won't be getting any dessert this week.

bet he gets grounded for this.

i'm a bit worried they'll use that money really well. they mightn't be able to get a striker with bent's ratio, but they could definitely strengthen the team. could go either way. although if its keane/pavlyuchenko we can celebrate!

Pienaar + Afellay = £6m Thats a bit mental when you look at Man City.

Eddie Howe's mannerisms remind me of Bradley from EastEnders

SSN guy says Villa only spent £9m on Milner and that they bid over the weekend, it was rejected and once DB heard this he submitted Transfer Request II.

all that time in mike williamson's pocket must've messed with his head.

craig david thinks he handed in a request in august too. but this one was immediately after the derby. almost said newcastle instead of sunderland too!

£18m should just about buy them Sessegnon and N'Zogbia, but not a striker as well. in that case, its even worse for them.

We already have a cheap back-up for Carroll. He rides bicycles.