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oh you've got to be kidding. james perch? words fail me.....

Whoa hang on......there are other sports?

David O' Leary is taking a job in the Middle East Yaya Toure is on £220,000 a week

Criminally cheap. My head is actually in my hands.

Sweepstake in the studio on what nationality Marcel Desailly will pretend to be if Ghana go out. I've got Spain. Some of the older big Sam ones. I'm addicted to this. My mate Fusty Steve says I don't have the guts to shove a Cornetto up my arse. We'll see about that. Have some of that, Steve. Whether it's mind games, technological prowess or inserting ice creams into my anus - Big Sam can't be beat. The missus loves my big, thick sausage fingers. Loves it when I use 'em in bed. "Come on, Big Sam," she pleads. "Give us the digitry." Trying to come up with a nickname for the wife's genitalia. My preferred suggestions so far are "cookie", "elderflower" and "cock-socket". Dressed like a judge for my walk today. Shouted "overruled!" to any ugly lass I saw and "how do you plead??" to all the foreigners Came in to the house to find the wife taking a piss in a child's potty. I pretended I was okay with it, but I'm not sure I am. Thats just amazing. Fucking hell

Nobody. Honestly.....I've had enough.

I'm tempted to just buy a plain white shirt from Primark and paint some geet big black stripes on it. Anyone else up for that?

Did you see him last time we were in the Premiership? He was utterly pathetic, he just hid all of the time. Yeah but he wasnt the only one. A lot of them finally pulled their fingers out last season, so I'm willing to give them another chance. We should try and recapture his early Bolton form.

I'd do the same every single time. Every time.

Suarez is a legend for sacrificing himself like that - he had to do it. That was a brilliant game by the way, feel bad for Ghana and especially Gyan. His penalty in the shootout was perfect. Desailly = Shame we've a semi-final between Holland and Uruguay. Also a shame theres not ghana be an african team left in

It could be Netherlands vs. Spain, Germany and Argentina yeah, what a crap final that would be I just don't rate this Dutch team at all. Not in the slightest. Brazil were the best team here.....but it just fell apart in a mad few minutes. Just hope Spain win it now!

Its a victory for common sense and I'm really surprised its happened. The players repeatedly let the country down, so hopefully Capello will make radical changes!

Can't believe Brazil are out. I'm mortified! Not only are we deprived of Spain vs Brazil, but the final is gonna have one shit team in it. Kinda ruins it.

Kevin Nolan. We joke about his weight but he has a big voice in the dressing room and lots of Premiership experience. His goals were a big factor in promotion and I feel like he can be relied upon to at least try his hardest every match. Potentially a good leader, inspires others.

I'm not. Quite worried that all last season's dross have already been relegated. Please prove me wrong!

Just because the club said 'no capital outlay' doesnt mean its true. I'll never believe a word they say. Anyway, didn't we establish there were several meanings of that term?

might have to check out one of those retro sites. any suggestions? i know about TOFFS

Apparantly theres dissention between Terry and Gerrard/Carragher

More (barely) on Erdinc

Great idea! Was thinking of this the other day, but never got thinking of words. The simple ones are best! Isn't it pretty much the same tune as "time to go"? Not quite. Very similar though.

It might be the end for Kanu's international career.....in two years time he'll be 75

Finally bothered to make some subs: OUT: Buffon, Cole, Vidic, Malouda, Lennon, Gilardino IN: Julio Cesar, M Pereira, Pique, Kaka, KP Boateng, Luis Fabiano

Mevlut Erdinc is an FM legend, so I'd be up for that! With regards to us becoming a feeder club, at the end of the day Weiss and Wilshere are better than Bolton reserves. It doesn't matter if we're loaning them this year, as long as we survive. tbh its smart getting them two on loan when buying players equally as good would cost a lot.

Surprised Silva didn't have any better offers. Weren't Real Madrid interested before they got Di Maria? I'm impressed but annoyed at the same time. At least the Premier League is fighting back in the great war with La Liga!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1290680/Everton-want-Germanys-Arne-Friedrich-Magaye-Gueye-bid-accepted.html Apparantly Arne Friedrich is available for £2m. Whether anyone at the club knows that is another matter....