nobby_solano

if you squint really hard... http://imageshack.us/a/img547/3167/wonga.jpg ...it'd still look shit

Every time I see that word it makes me think of that bell-end from the envirophone ads, which in turn makes me think of joe fucking kinnear. I hope it is all just paper talk

surprised they're not getting their panties in a bunch bleating about a 'Jordi' having a red card rescinded

he just needs a goal and the confidence will come back, doesn't help that he's got 2 players on him most of the time, although it is giving ba a bit more space

Each building has built in cheesy chips and blue pop dispensers. Didn't think that needed saying.

eeeyer, weeyerz the cheeyzee chip shop marra?

I think it was something Kelloggs knocked up for a laugh from a tweet from Tim Burgess of The Charlatans taking the piss out of people saying 'totes amazeballs' saying it sounded like a breakfast cereal

yep, the 'swedish kitchen' ones from the fridges are great value for money, £4 or so for loads of them

It's a shame shola hadn't taken him under his wing because we'd have another bike riding apple eating mackem slayer lol

I think as far as his ambition goes, signing that contract meant he'd 'made it' as a professional footballer and he didn't have to try after that.

he's like Pele in training apparently i'd keep him off bikes and wrapped in cotton wool ready for the derby though aye, i'm sure it was to the end of the 05-06 season when he was suffering the hip problem after big al got knackered against the mackems and roeder picked him for the remaining fixtures and he played through making the injury much worse

http://www.nufcfans.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/nufcfans_douglas_fc_twente_newcastle_target.jpg "i aint said nuffin" shame for colo having to withdraw from the argentina squad but i hope he's fit for the everton game

QPR are really starting to grind my gears, not as much as spurs but they're getting there

RIP Freddie.

For me the most exciting player on the ball we've had since Beardsley. We need someone, probably Anita to cover the right hand side when Ben Arfa comes centrally, leaves a lot of space for Simpson to be ran at

Johnson's a great signing for them, I do really rate him. Fletcher's ok but as has been mentioned Gyan, Bent, Jones, Cisse were probably better and they didn't kick on with any of those. Wouldn't say I was green with envy but Fartin' O'Squeal has made a couple of decent (if very overpriced signings)

Hope he's alright, a very important signing for us. Get well soon Kevin

Does Sammy drive a matt black audio with some sorta personalised number plate? If so I saw him in Fenham this afternoon. If not he has a lookalike driving about

aww that's great

http://en.eufo.de/football/squad/newcastle-united didn't really know where else to put this but it's handy for tracing squad numbers and such, goes back as far as 98-99

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/aug2011/6/9/nobby-solano-holds-his-nerve-to-score-the-winning-goal-from-the-penalty-spot-during-the-derby-on-april-26-2003-920057208.jpg ^ i think this might be part of why

it's frustrating like, you'd have thought that after all the bother he'd been in when he was younger that he'd have seized the chance at a club like newcastle after he'd been bombed out of southampton. signing for newcastle and being miles away from his old crew should have been impetus for a fresh start and a chance to knuckle down and take his football seriously, like being given wonka's golden ticket but he's just been pissing it away. as daft as the 5 year contract was, big al must have seen some talent in the lad and i'd like to think he'd know striking talent but i don't think ranger cares about football anymore.

Redknapp's wife? she's better than darren bent apparently

We really didn't have much to sing/chant about during those seasons. http://i.imgur.com/cUZkW.jpg i think that was about it, scott parker and the prototype iPad

can't get away with those 2 wallopers in the morning like. much prefer absolute radio