Doctor Zaius

8 players already pulled out of this squad. Clearly they've 0 interest in playing in the Nations League and 0 interest in playing for Carsley. Cant blame them, third international break of the season already and entirely for a competition absolutely nobody cares about.

Haway, he's on camera calling Klopp a 'German cunt' like. It's not only massively stupid but obviously really unprofessional. Officials get more stick than they deserve, and it's a bit of a disgrace at all levels but you can't really be calling fellow professionals in the game cunts on camera can you? If a footballer made a video where he called a referee a cunt you'd imagine he'd be charged by the FA at the very least

Top 5 is absolutely there for the taking like. Expect Man Utd to find some form under Amorim and I suspect they'll be one of the main challengers. I think Spurs and Villa will remain inconsistent all season, albeit for different reasons. You'd expect the likes of Brighton, Fulham and Forest to drop off somewhat. Chelsea look like top 4 material.

All of the bottom 8 still to play at home, two more away games than home. Some 'decent' teams they still haven't played but overall they're looking in good nick. I genuinely do think the league is weak this year. The three relegated teams were last years promoted teams. Everyone around them will struggle for consistency. As good of a chance as ever to go up.

Mourinho Absolute busted flush man. Managerial equivalent of signing a 33 year old midfielder whos struggling in Turkey because his legs have gone on the basis that he was once good. It'll be international or somewhere purely for the coin for him when Fenerbahce bin him off.

Desperate for a win and a good performance away from home. As good as we were against Arsenal, getting results against good teams at home where we cede possession and counter press has never been an issue. Playing away from home has, for the over a year now. Having said that, these are flying. A front four of Elanga, MGW, Hudson-Odoi and inexplicably Chris Wood is very dangerous. A draw would probably be a decent result.

Fernandez too concerned with who's he's going to be riding after sacking off his wife and bairn

This really is a dire game of football

Been really good these last few games. Genuinely didn't see it coming but I think he's looking pretty solid.

Play him centrally and a little deeper. Looks way better. Also get him on set pieces. Peach of a ball for the offside goal.

Ideal

More talk from Edwards that PSR will force us to sell in the summer if we buy in January. Current rules, designed entirely to keep clubs in their place make the whole thing a waste of time basically.

I know nothing of Amorim but I hope it's not him. While their are systemic issues at Man Utd, I'm not sure they'll carry on being completely shit forever. A good manager can turn a club round. Chelsea for example seem to be back on track despite being a shitshow. Feel like we've rode our luck with crap Man Utd managers and they'll get something that works eventually. Having said that, id pay good money to see the soon to be Sir Gareth Southgate stinking out Old Trafford. I fear they've got more sense than that though

Assuming they'll make quite a few changes, yet still bring in plenty of quality players, most of which have been signed in the last few years because they can basically do as they please.

Cant even be arsed to argue as to whether Chris Wood looked any good for us like. I seen with my own eyes what he was like, backed up by his goal stats during and immediately before his time here, particularly in comparison to his previous seasons. Say you reckon the grass is green and someone will confidently assert that youre wrong on here.