Doctor Zaius

Disappointed they didnt go for Ancelotti Jnr. Would have quite liked to see how he got on.

Shame about this. Thought he was a perfect fit. Unless hes a fan, you have to question any player thats going there over a club in the Champions League like.

I'm in a minority but I'd take him as a backup striker on a reasonable financial package. He has ability and I think Howe could get something out of him. The thing that puts me off is his horrific injury record. It's obviously taken a toll on his body, how much is the question.

Can't believe they're going to keep Amorim like. Absolutely epitomises the sunken cost fallacy.

Delap will fancy himself to start as the main man at Chelsea. He wont be here. He's simply not going to be second fiddle anywhere. He was never a realistic option for us. Finding a forward, who is good enough to come in and perform in the games we rotate, yet will accept that Isak will be the main man will be the hardest job of the summer. I think you're looking at a forward who hasnt played enough to command a starting spot anywhere, or a player who knows their ability isnt at Isaks level and is content with playing second fiddle.

Reckon Mbuemo and Guehi would be two top quality additions.

Time for him to step up imo

https://www.football365.com/news/newcastle-paul-mitchell-leaves-mutual-consent-isak-rumours-barcelona Reported in local rags but nothing concrete. Seems the most likely case that Mitchell wasnt liked. I dont fully understand what a Sporting Director even does if im honest.

Did the CL Draw simulator and got: Home: Barcelona, Leverkusen, Monaco, PSV Away: Bayern, Villareal, Marseille, Ferencvaros Certainly some old foes there. Think we'd qualify from that too.

Jacob Murphy is fucking pathetic at times like

Who makes stuff like this?

Garnacho will be at a Turkish club within 5 years.

Disgrace this isnt on TV. So glad i dont give the TV companies a penny.

Never known a less pragmatic manager than Amorim. Has he really only got one system? It's been obvious since he arrived that he doesn't have the players for it. They're shocking under him. So many issues in this Man Utd team. Keeper is shite. Full backs don't look anything special. Still playing Maguire. Casemiros legs have gone and Hojlund/Zirkzee are both way, way off the pace. Fernandes, Yoro and Diallo the only real sparks.

Nice that it no longer unbearably painful watching other teams win trophies now