Doctor Zaius

What a watch. Absolutely brilliant.

Good that. 38/40. Reading to Villa man and the Hartlepool legend got me. After you've skipped, it takes you back to your same question and you cant skip again? Is that right?

Cooking something new with Roy Hodgson. Wonder what it'll be

Definitely interested, depends what time though.

Was expecting tomato puree to bend one into the top corner there

It was a massive must win game in the relegation season. Packed SJP, flags out and big atmosphere. Owen was predictably shite and missed a sitter. Remember it.

Sounds good mate, aye. If this is a success then hopefully we can just permanently live in the past after that.

They should declare Liverpool champions. Surely? I think its only fair and im not sure other clubs would have a huge problem with it.

Euro's moved then. Shite but necessary I guess.

Dugarry i'm guessing he's on about

When they arrested him he had $7 left in his bank account didnt he? He only stopped playing a few years ago.

All you have to do is read the comments on twitter. People really are thick like.

Hodgson has done some job at Palace. They'll be in trouble once he goes. Aging squad, a lack of money, no striker and their only creative player wanting out. The fee they get for Zaha if he goes will have to be used very wisely.

What we supposed to be looking at in that photo? Taking pictures of people minding their own business for the purpose of mocking them on a public forum is not really on like.

A 36 year old Glenn Murray without a goal since last season would be right up our street like.

Forgot Pards was at West Brom. What a disaster

Special mentions to Atsu who is absolutely rotten, Longstaff who has shown nowt outside of those few games last season. Dubravka should have done better for the goal but made some decent saves. Carroll is finished, no longer mobile enough. Turgid.

Why pay 40m for a player that scored 7 goals in the Bundesliga? He's not quick, he cant hold the ball up, he's not creative, cant finish. Hasnt even showed the glimpse of having any talent. Makes no sense like.

Fucking Gayle man. Absolute sitter

What is this lad supposed to be good at? Barely looks like a footballer. No redeemable features whatsoever.

This is one of the worst games ive ever seen. Genuinely.

We laugh at the managerial merry go round here but its so much worse in Italy like

180 grand is a fair amount like. Did they just not pay him the entire time he was there?

Anita was technically a pretty handy footballer. Shite otherwise mind. Not anywhere near physical enough

Im pretty sure the Mascots get to meet all the players after the game too like.