Doctor Zaius

Not Lampard please. Showed absolutely no credentials so far that suggest he's worth a go.

Chelsea (H) General sale now. Just got mine. Not loads left from what I can tell.

This is tremendous. Is there a Football Ace Posts thread?

Mike Ashley is going to buy Derby County and use his tried and tested football business acumen to guide them from League One to the Premier League. We're the deluded ones are we?

Can't believe people are genuinely suggesting Keegan like. Not a chance. I think any manager top quality or well established and currently in a job will stay away for at least a year to see how this develops. Rodgers, Conte, Pochettino are all non-starters imo. Tempting Potter away from Brighton would be our best bet I reckon but even then it would take some doing. Its a dream come true for us but for everyone else, PIF are new, nobody actually knows how they will operate. It would still be somewhat a jump into the unknown for any manager.

This kind of shit needs to be cut out asap like. Support our club, but for fucks sake let's not outright shill for the Saudi government like. No suprise it's that Alex Hurst. Fucking gimp him man.

A day later and this still feels crazy. There's a small part of me that might actually miss supporting a massively underachieving team.

Rangers fans don't seem to like him

I was tempted! Looking forward to seeing a few folk on 30th!

This is fucking glorious like

LOOOL Keith Downie holding back the tears on SSN

Harsh on Haydn

How am I meant to do any work today man!?

Ahhh man. Im lost for words

I feel this way too. Despite having not been off here and Twitter all day. Either some serious amount of jumping the gun and making 5 from 2+2 or sources at the relevent parties, both sides of the dispute letting journalists know that it's on. Either way I'm not sure.

As if the aviation thread has actually came through with some relevent and credible information

Stop, please. I can't take this.

'feels significant', 'interesting', 'potentially important news'. Followed by silence for weeks as we hurtle towards relegation.

Him winning 3 games in 17 for Fulham in 18/19 completely passed me by like

Just seen this. I'd be keen next time. Not long moved fairly close.

Be hilarious if he's off straight on holiday again

The Watford model has worked for them though. Playoff finishes and several consecutive years in the PL. Night and day when you compare where they were at in the years before the Pozzo family arrived. Ranieri seems to start well before the wheels come off. May as well get him in, they've not looked great so far and was Munoz going to improve? Doubtful. I think plenty of managers are still tempted by it. Marco Silva got the Everton job off the back of a good 6 months there. It's not too much of a blemish on the CV getting sacked there because they sack everyone anyway, no doubt there's a handy enough pay off to go with it too.

Every time I've heard Heron speak about action, protests and the state of the club he's been spot on imo. If he's jacked in his position on the board, it tells you all you need to know about NUST. That Alex Hurst is the absolute antithesis of what we need right now. He's absolutely useless. Fanbase is a cucked to bits at the moment like. Spirits have been well and truly broke.

Best player in the world at the minute like. Tremendous goal.

Foden torturing old man Milner