Doctor Zaius

Aside from Rafa, the manager is always going to be shit though. That's because of Ashley. Who is managing this shit show is almost by the by until he goes. The first thing Carragher said was words to the effect 'Why Bruce and not Ashley?'

You can tell he's fed up like. Clearly has ambitions to play for a proper club and rightly so.

Wasn't particularly impressed with their comments pre-match from what I've seen. Harping on about Bruce, the football, the lack of wins. There's a bigger issue here than Steve fucking Bruce and that's Mike Ashley, his inability to sell and the takeover. Had the opportunity to actually say something, actually address the situation and came out with a load of drivel. The rest of the country will be sat their thinking, 'well who else other than Bruce are they going to get?' and they're bang on, but that's really not the point is it. Fucking wet like.

Leeds were shit. We have too many holes in the squad. Whoever is at right back, Lascelles, Longstaff, Joelinton, Ritchie, Darlow, Clark are all championship level players like. Willock was shite as well. I'm not convinced he's good enough either, regardless of that extraordinary purple patch at the end of last season. One man team, but fuck me that one man is good.

Fucking fed up of this cunt like. The bar is so low that because he manages to string the odd pass together, he looks alright. He ruins so many chances. Falls apart anytime he gets anywhere near their goal, absolutely useless as a forward player. You might have spent 20m out your own pocket on this cunt Mike, but you may as well have flushed it down the toilet you fat fuck.

He's a fucking waste of space Joelinton man. Fuck me like

This Leeds team are really not all that like

Pathetic sub

Great finish Joe lad. Well taken you big useless fuckin lump.

Fucking Lascelles man. Championship defender

It's not harsh to drop Woodman tbh. He's looked absolutely shite like.

He'll be spitting feathers at Craig Hope for writing that like

Playing at This Is Tomorrow in Newcastle

It's beggars belief that he fucked off on holiday having not won any of our four games this season like. Piss taker.

A world cup every two years is a shit suggestion like. Wenger pushing it too. Not long after he came out with his offside rule nonesense either, Arsenal fans were right, the cunt. FIFA are absolutely determined to ruin the sport like. It's not a difficult job to manage the most popular game in the world like. Corruption on a gigantic scale leading to World Cups in Qatar, crappy rule changes, World Cups every two years. Leave it alone you fucks.

Theres absolutely no way we cut and dry signed Joelinton for 43m. He showed nothing in Germany that would mean that he was a 40m player nor would Hoffenheim have commanded that fee for him, he was their third top scorer the season before he went. For reference both Werner and Haller went for similar fee's and scored 34 and 20 goals in their respective final seasons in Germany. Add this to the fact that, its absolutely unheard of for us to spend 43m on one player, let alone a completely unproven one. It makes no sense. Either theres a shit load of the fee is club or player based incentives, that will never come to fruition because both him and the club are absolutely shite. Either the 43m figure is a flat out lie or some cunt, somewhere has took a massive cut for themselves. Lies upon lies with this club man.

Thats that then. Obviously, they have 0 chance of winning any sort of legal battle and are admitting defeat. Waste of everyone's time involved.

A 31 year old Luuk De Jong, who scored 4 goals in 34 games last season is an incredibly shit signing like

These links are utter nonesense. Bruce has said for ages that were done in the market. Regardless of what that bald cock end Edwards says. Were not even playing the 'we tried' card anymore.

I've always considered Norway to be one of the biggest underachieving nations in Europe like. Had some good players over the years. No qualification for a major tournament since 2000 is mad when you consider some of the dross that has qualified, especially the last two Euros.

Edouard to Palace. Good signing for them.

The club is a utter disgrace in every conceivable way like. Stadium, training ground, football, conduct. Rotten like.

Fanny Breeze acting like a bairn. Let Froggy have his day. Infact what he said wasn't all that wrong. It's not his fault our fans are cucks. Still though, Glazers aren't that bad seemingly..

Worst owners in the league at it again

Surprised he doesn't want to give this season a go with Messi like. An Mbappe, Neymar, Messi front three would be something else. Probably favourites for the CL. Instead he'll got to Madrid, who have an outside chance of winning the CL. Guess being the main man/ego is more important than winning trophies.