Doctor Zaius

Kaka looks utterly finished to me like

Clone Kevin Keegan.

It's not even a stereotype to say the French are all petulant cunts.

Probably a thank you friendly for us wasting a shed load of cash of their overpriced and shit players. I seriously hope we never sign anyone from Deportivo again.

What did rooney say?

^ Definately. Surely they cant fuck up twice in a row. Then again it is ITV.

Bad news for us if Ghana go on to beat Australia and we win our group.

Any chance we can get the reaction up to the banana kit? I would have thought a few would have been suicidal.

I thought the reaction to the kits would be like this. Some people really will whinge over nowt. They're not even that bad man, they're football kits, what more did you expect? At least they're not horrific to look at like some other teams kits. I'd even go as far as saying I quite like them.

Just earlier this season. We played a friendly match against a team on tour from Peru. Picked the ball up inside my own half on the left, cut inside and beat two men. Carried the ball a bit further, beat another man and whacked it from about 40 yards out. Flew straight into the top corner. Absolute wonder goal. Still don't know why I stuck it anyway. I can safely say that I'll never score one like it ever again, and i've got years and years of football ahead of me. Great day, great occasion.

I've often thought about this. I'd say I'm like Jonas, hardworking, good feet and a good dribbler. Just a bit inconsistent and poor goalscoring record.

The only thing that's laughable is you failing to grasp the concept that people will sometimes have different opinion to you. It doesn't make them morons, or laughable or mean their trying to conform to anything. It just means they've got a different opinion to you. At 23 year old I'd have though you'd have understood that by now.

Still better than anyone we've got like

So if the Greeks lose here are they officially out?

^ Aye agree with that tbh. Worth pointing out that when we play the unwashed it'll probably be moved to the sunday meaning we play them on Halloween.

Are people planning to parody that for every single mortal thing that ever happens?

1-0 Uraguay, Forlan. 22/1 & First goal between 76th and 85th Minute 14/1

We should get that Hitzfield like

Spain are going to fuck so many people over here like.

Come on Spain you stupid fuckwits.

I'm in profit by about £55. Mind, I've only been betting relatively modest sums so far like. Still got a straight group accumulator on: 1st: Uraguay 2nd: France 1st: Germany 2nd: Ghana 1st: England 2nd: USA 1st: Spain 2nd: Chile £1 on returns £275. Also got £5 on Uruguay getting knocked out in the quarters returning £35. So Looking at things Uruguay are pretty pivotal on weather I make a fair bit of dosh, but either way im confident I'll finish the tournament in the black.

I actually wouldnt mind Jong Tae-se here. Would it actually be possible to get awork permit though?

£1 on Brazil 8-0 at 100/1 & £2 on First goal to be an own goal at 22/1

Erm.... why are some folk saying they'd be happy to see Riquelme at West Ham? I assume it's because you think he'll flop. Because from where I'm standing it's a bit daft to be delighted about a good player signing for a team that the chances are will be involved in the same relegation battle as us.