ChrisMcQuillan

Shearer vs Everton Cisse vs Chelsea Albert vs Man Utd Ameobi v Sunderland (all of them, but particularly the volley in the 5-1) Martins vs Spurs

I've never seen either Benzema or Robben have a good game, so I can never understand the fuss.

Ferdinand at his best was frightening, he was a colossus. But of the two, Terry is far closer to his peak than Ferdinand, who for at least half this season at Man Utd looked mediocre. Lescott is by far a better choice to partner, or Jagielka. That said, I'd have Ferdinand in ahead of Martin fucking Kelly.

Well if NUFCFans say this is it, I suppose it must be fake.

I often wonder if your old mate is part of that embarassing site I can see the similarities.

NUFCFans should STFU.

Betting suspended on him at the moment by Sky.

Sky have suspended betting.

Can only be a good thing. We'll inevitably fail to get the majority of them.

Tell me this isn't true Sort of. He had a problem with his teeth (not sure if it was just his wisdom teeth) which is linked with back problems, not hamstring problems. The hamstring bit was what I really was referring to. I just couldn't see how hamstring weakness and wisdom teeth were linked. Your hamstrings continue all the way up your back and neck into your jaw and are anchored into place with your wisdom teeth like tent pegs. This is why when there's contact between a player's head or arm and another player's face, they seem to throw themself on the floor. Even a minor knock can cause the hamstrings to ping loose off their dental moorings and turn a player's legs to jelly. Really interesting that, I never knew.

Hi, Sepp.

Tell me this isn't true Sort of. He had a problem with his teeth (not sure if it was just his wisdom teeth) which is linked with back problems, not hamstring problems. The hamstring bit was what I really was referring to. I just couldn't see how hamstring weakness and wisdom teeth were linked.

Tell me this isn't true

If it's not us, I'll definitely be upset.

Now come on.

It reminds me very strongly of North Korea atm, post Kim Jong-Il death. All the crying in the streets and squares etc. Shot if you don't cry etc. Also some tremendous straw-clutching going on over there, as the return of Aquilani from loan has apparently guaranteed them at least 4th place next season.

Well, bye bye Euros.

What the f***? They probably mean Shola? Lay f*** out of that bet! http://beta.betfair.com/football/market?id=1.104444534

Sammy Ameobi is 9/1 to be included

I'd love him to stay. If Cisse does his cruciate in August, we'll need him badly.

Incredible.

Clearly knows little about betting either.

Mancini having a meltdown.

This summer will decide whether we push on, or simply fall back to mediocrity.