Yeah, but you're totally negative about everything concerning Newcastle United, so nothing new there.
Have you ever been to Newcastle? It's quite an upbeat place and a visit may lift your spirits somewhat.
Dunno man, I came out of the last home game and there was a guy with police around him lying on the ground with a police jacket over him.
Two lads were walking past, one goes, "I think he's in shock." The other guy goes, "He's been shot, like!?"
"No," the first replies, "he's in shock."