Big River

what about big boobies

never mind a free ticket, I think you'd have to pay me to attend that.

lush that to be fair to the bastards

proper miserable bastards on here at times brb off to the Golf thread to tell everybody it's shite and boring.

the big scottish fucker who was the next Drogba iirc

what's happened to Rob Stewart?

fair play to the NUSC for getting this sorted.

absolutely crackers to be advocating selling Wilson at this stage someone crack open a window, we need some fresh air in here

try now

take a picture with your phone? I kinda hope it’s not Mike just for his reaction

Anderson and Miley have been head and shoulders above everybody else this preseason, like. hope they get some proper minutes this season. they deserve them and are 100% ready to make an impact. god it’s absolutely class being a proper club again!

what a night

was that Mike??????!!! holding his phone up

YESSSSS WE’RE CLASS MAN THE TROPHY MIGHT BE OURS

sensational from Miley. what a player he is already jesus christ

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LIQUID FOOTBALL

fkn Parky needs to score there

did you miss the first one?

who on earth is Parkinson

you’ll have to explain that one for me, sorry! is that someone else who tells it like it iz?

we’ve been making excuses for him since the middle of last season. ankle issues, needs surgery etc. it’s that stupid baby of his. ruined him

nearly a trademark finish from Barnes

keep thinking I can see him but it just feels canny racist this

Dummett with the reactions of a slug. can’t believe it’s 2023. Newcastle are in the champions league. and I’m still somehow watching Paul Dummett play in a pre season friendly at 2am