Big River

wey aye man. where there’s a will there’s a way. just give us plenty of notice and between the forum I’m sure we’d be able to get you sorted.

even if he’s half as good as his dad Onion was, get him in!

hope you smacked him/her/them

embarrassing for a Premier League club, but that’s what Fat Mike left us with. the only way is up!

aye, it was total garbage. the second episode is so much better with a lot more focus on the team. get it watched and you’ll feel a lot better about the whole thing trust me

that’s more like it! miles better than the first episode. loved the Bruno stuff, what a bloke he is man

can’t argue it won’t be an effective deterrent, which is what they were looking for. bit of a clumsy implementation.

tickets have been confirmed as £5 for adults and £3 for concessions.

wait, people are actually going to this?

makes a cracking sausage roll though

I absolutely love the fact he’s getting out and about it’s a good sign of his character. the lad is only 22 and can’t speak the language, yet he’s probably already seen more of the north east than some of our previous players. there’s so much to like about what we’re building here, on and off the pitch.

IN for pints after the match

yeah cool video, kind of, why was it only 8 minutes long? they barely scratched the surface. weird. give me at least an hour you lazy bastards

I can almost hear Pep's post match already... "wow. what a team. Joelinton. 3 goals. wow. unbelievable!"

I think we might win yana

it's because of the changes that make it x.com. Elon being a massive virgin, basically.

eh? for the ballot? it's open until Thursday!

same shit different season

happy to see Man U haven’t improved in the slightest. gonna be a long old season of grinding out spawny 1-0 wins and convincing themselves Ten Hag is a good manager. maybe they’ll spend another billion pounds and paper over some more cracks.

Cunha is a player

wasn’t someone on here the other day saying Old Trafford had a better atmosphere than SJP? like a fucking morgue.

shocking miss

wat. I posted that well before kick off, to pile the pressure on Ten Hag and it’s clearly worked.