Big River

Dubravka had a pretty class debut against Man Utd didn't he? wor Sandro was absolutely sensational yesterday. was surprised to see Eddie putting him straight in, but once again, a managerial masterstroke.

mental. he's not even that good

oh look, Klopp being awful again. him and his team stink

the chant is alright, only bit I don't like is the "hates fucking Sunderland" line. he probably doesn't even know who they are should be "hates fucking Inter", or something else entirely.

got to the Gallowgate just before 5 and there were zero queues. boop. straight in!

aye it’s class

eeeeee am excited me! what's everybody doing for the match tomorrow then? where yas gan? eating? drinking? what you wearing? any matchday rituals or superstitions? meeting friends for a little wander down South Shields coast in the morning. get some sea air into me lungs before I fill them with Guinness. might even have an ice cream from Minchella's if it isn't baltic. get ourselves back into town for some scran (probably Meat Stack) and a couple jars. probably Bar Loco, but weather dependant again really. might do Bacchus, might do the Old George. Mad Mick's would be a laugh but haven't been able to get in since the start of last season. might even do Shearer's because why the bloody hell not?! the world really is our oyster. howay ya bastards!

I'll be getting in nice and early for dem vibez as well. going to be interesting to see how many heed cases have made it back in the upper Gallowgate this season. I hope there's plenty. kick off time, new standy up area, and occasion means it should be absolutely rocking! HOWAY YOU BLOODY MAGS! kick it in the net as many times as you can, and just try your best overall

aye, possibly. that was Merhdad wasn't it?

ah, I've always liked Mourinho. still do! I think he's playing a character most of the time. plus he loves Bobby and clearly likes us a bit too. always thought he'd end up here at some point, although his football is a bit dire these days.

he's an insufferable smelly twat

I thought it was canny meh. I absolutely love shit like this, but felt it wasn't anything we hadn't seen before. hopefully it picks up a bit. would like more focus on the dressing room and interaction between the players. give us a proper peak behind the curtain, I couldn't care less about our management team or what our super fans think.

is Klopp the most unlikeable manager in Premier League history? only Ferguson and Bruce come close for me.

heard a really good one actually WE'VE GOT BRUNO IN THE MIDDLE HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED BOTMAN AT THE BACK ISAK IN ATTACK NEWCASTLES GONNA WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE

aye, seems a bit of a missed opportunity. I wonder what the difference would be with say a global Netflix release. I bet we'd get hundreds of sign ups on here within the first few days. it'd be carnage.

confirmed midnight release! https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/we-are-newcastle-united-launches-on-prime-video-at-midnight-on-friday/

yep!

any time. episodes are weekly and they'll stay on Prime indefinitely. last episode (4) is on Friday 1st September

what about big boobies

never mind a free ticket, I think you'd have to pay me to attend that.

lush that to be fair to the bastards

proper miserable bastards on here at times brb off to the Golf thread to tell everybody it's shite and boring.

the big scottish fucker who was the next Drogba iirc

what's happened to Rob Stewart?

fair play to the NUSC for getting this sorted.