Big River

tickets have been confirmed as £5 for adults and £3 for concessions.

wait, people are actually going to this?

makes a cracking sausage roll though

I absolutely love the fact he’s getting out and about it’s a good sign of his character. the lad is only 22 and can’t speak the language, yet he’s probably already seen more of the north east than some of our previous players. there’s so much to like about what we’re building here, on and off the pitch.

IN for pints after the match

yeah cool video, kind of, why was it only 8 minutes long? they barely scratched the surface. weird. give me at least an hour you lazy bastards

I can almost hear Pep's post match already... "wow. what a team. Joelinton. 3 goals. wow. unbelievable!"

I think we might win yana

it's because of the changes that make it x.com. Elon being a massive virgin, basically.

eh? for the ballot? it's open until Thursday!

same shit different season

happy to see Man U haven’t improved in the slightest. gonna be a long old season of grinding out spawny 1-0 wins and convincing themselves Ten Hag is a good manager. maybe they’ll spend another billion pounds and paper over some more cracks.

Cunha is a player

wasn’t someone on here the other day saying Old Trafford had a better atmosphere than SJP? like a fucking morgue.

shocking miss

wat. I posted that well before kick off, to pile the pressure on Ten Hag and it’s clearly worked.

Man Poo should be winning this by at least 4. Wolves are honking.

Hall seems like a Howe type player/signing. might as well get him out of Chelsea and save his career. he’ll have him starting for England within a year or two!

think you’re getting mixed up with Jamie Orrell who freelances for us and other premier league clubs.

lets not start this again, please. (but Chris Wood was a good signing)

too late, it's already caught on. unlucky

like I said though, it's probably the Bobby thing. but I can't remember Mourinho ever saying anything bad about us or acting like a cunt during the games/pressers. I'm heavily NUFC-biased, so wouldn't pay Klopp any attention if he wasn't keep chirping on about us. I'd turn on me own nan if she started slagging Eddie and the boys.

Brighton will never be scary. they're good operators, no doubt. but the club is tinpot and they'll always sell their best players no matter what.