themanupstairs

fuck me

Osman has developed into a brilliant midfielder

I don't like Everton starting the season well.

 

Howay man, they're losing this 3-2

absolutely pissing it this guy. Just like Shaq in his prime

Evra is a bit shit these days

Fuck me Fellaini is pissing this

Triffik game of football. Everton needed a goal that their domination deserved. Can't see Man Utd coming out second half flat and lethargic. They'll be right up for it, so Everton better keep up that tempo.

Just plead guilty, attend the hearing, yes sir, sorry sir, won't happen again sir and take the rap.

 

..and get rid of the smile while you're doing it.

 

he didn't murder a puppy with his bare hands man

 

I'm not sure why you've reacted like that.

 

It was very clear in the interviews on Saturday that, he was seeing the funny side of the situation as well. There is a funny side, but it's best not to present it to the Panel, that's all.

 

He seems to be a guy who is used to charming his way out of situations. It won't work with all of the people all of the time.

 

I understand what you're saying. But the fact that he apologized in private and in public immediately shows that he knows well the seriousness of his actions. I personally see nothing wrong in the way he has conducted himself in the aftermath, and imo it's nice to see a manager who can see the funny side of things. It's a sport with very high stakes and emotions are so charged so often that people tend to forget that there are more important things in life.

Just plead guilty, attend the hearing, yes sir, sorry sir, won't happen again sir and take the rap.

 

..and get rid of the smile while you're doing it.

 

he didn't murder a puppy with his bare hands man

Why start Harper? Its not like Krul will get tired. Some very risky looking line-ups being posted, these aren't Accrington Stanley ffs.

 

Good for Harper to play, what if Krul gets sent off or injured in one of our next few games? We need Harper to step in, he's not as good as he was and needs to stay sharp so a game will do him good.

 

I'd play Krul on Thursday and give Harper a game in the 2nd leg.

think we might line up something like this, obviously depending on Shola's fitness and Marveaux not in the doghouse.

                      KRUL

SIMPSON    WILLI      TAV  RAYLOR

      GOSLING  ANITA  MARVEAUX

        OBERTAN    SHOLA  VUCKIC 

 

                      KRUL

SIMPSON    WILLI      TAV  RAYLOR

          GOSLING        ANITA

                      VUCKIC

        OBERTAN            MARVEAUX

                      SHOLA

 

Loved his quality goal but is it me or.......did he actually mean it? I reckon it was meant to be more of a cross for cisse that went a little too well

 

<Insert not sure if serious meme>

Main Squad;

 

Krul

Elliott

Harper

 

Coliccini

Santon

Simpson

Williamson

Perch

Good

S. Taylor

R. Taylor

 

Cabaye

Ben Arfa

Gosling

Amalfitano

Jonas

Bigirimana

Marveaux

Tiote

Obertan

Abeid

 

Cisse

Ba

Ameobi

 

Player list B;

 

Alnwick

 

Streete

Dummett

Tavernier

 

Ameobi

Logan

Newton

Inman

Vuckic

Ferguson

 

Ranger

Campbell

 

I presume we will have added Anita to the main squad.

 

dafuq is this s***? 

 

We are discussing how Simpson is worse than Hitler, and that Hitler was actually a nice fella who invented all kinds of stuff with his nice mates.

 

Alrighty then carry on

dafuq is this shit? 

I've been watching the ESPN coverage again and Frank LeBoef was giving him a hard time saying he's a "street footballer", all skill but no work ethic, Keegan said he'd only be any good in home games.  Both comments are total bollocks in my opinion.  Hatem actually did a lot of tracking back and blocking runs yesterday, and last season some of our best moves away from home came through him: WBA, Swansea & Bolton away spring to mind.

 

How dare you criticise comments from Keegan? He never talks bollocks. He's a club legend! Are you a mackem?

 

Made an absolutely vital block on Defoe? Deflecting the shot out wide in the last few minutes. Sometimes you don't get down to this level of detailed marking so quick after coming on as a sub in a tight game. Must have done his homework from the bench which is always encouraging.

Pure love in motion when he;s in full flight 

I love this board

 

Great goal by the big fella.

 

Demba's scored 1 in Ramadan, just. He just can't get enough!

 

 

He was a real man out there today, along with Ben Arfa. You could see he's come back into pre-season determined not to be dropped for any new recruits. The purchase of Anita could see a marked improvement in technical performance to go along with his usual work ethic, from Jonas.

 

Was really delighted to see him fight for the shirt like a man possessed. Top class player.

Like him so much, he genuinely has a screw loose! That headed back pass was amazing.

 

Was very impressed at this genius piece of improv. Comes across as a bit dense, but that was some super fast thinking. Welcome back son!

Thought he had a fairly decent game.

 

He did. But he did back off Lennon for their goal, and you could clearly see Krul in the aftermath yelling "Tighter tighter!" in his direction. Why he won't learn this is beyond belief. Does he not watch replays of his performances?

this is a head egg leboeuf said bullshit is this normal genetic and his father has done the urine

but Kevin Keegan 

 

Damn right bro 

His shot won us the corner from which Ben Arfa won the penalty iirc 

Quickly becoming a very competent player for us who doesn't seem to put a foot wrong these days, regardless of where he plays.

 

This post is so last season man. Perch is for real

How in the fuck is this thread still on page 4?

 

A captain's performance from El Galgo today. He was immense in the middle.