themanupstairs

Has not started for Lille tonight, and isn't on the bench. Does he have a knock? 

I predict a rip-roaring start for us tomorrow.

5-0 to avenge the dross witnessed at WFL last winter.

Cisse 2, Ba, Ameobi, Marveaux

Szscesny

Terry

Kompany

Lescott

Hazard

Y Toure

Lallana

Anita

Pogrebnyak

Cisse

Suarez

Subs: Colo, Sinclair, Clyne, Jaaskalainen

If anyone's interested, there was a "New Liverpool" 5Live Special tonight, available on iplayer. Perfect if you want to vomit up your own spleen.

 

f***ing detest the way the BBC Football team in its entirety is obsessed with that utter shitstain of a football club.

Cheers for that. Now I will know to avoid it like the plague. One mongfest I can do without

HTT reminds me of KK tbh.

Brilliant servant to NO in its early days, but has gone senile and talks tripe of late 

Anyone know why Ba wasn't at training today?

 

http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/News/Gallery/0,,10278~2887128,00.html

Saylor

Caption/Photoshop time

Can I just say before the knicker wetting that KK was a fabulous servant to NUFC and his time as manager between 92-97 was an absolute joy, but by God the man doth talk some crap.

I reckon it's more than likely that we've wanted to get the first game or two under our belt before re-assessing where we are in terms of our transfer targets (i.e. going back in for Debuchy/Douglas or not).

Title change

Woop woop

Vurnon Anita welcome to NUFC

Fuck Ajax and their fans. Some of the scummiest elements I have ever come across, and I love the Dutch in the main.

If I were to fly out from Cyprus to Greece on my own, would I have to get tickets from NUFC to sit with the away fans?

Who scored for us? I cannot get it from anywhere!

Livescore.com

Ameobi's injury might have just bought us a new striker.

Hope it's not too serious all the same.

The racist has signed a new contract..

 

Has this been confirmed? I thought there was confusion over this?

 

Apparently he refused to use a black pen on white sheets so it's not signed yet.

Aye that's what I heard too 

The racist has signed a new contract..

Has this been confirmed? I thought there was confusion over this?

Lucas Moura will set this league alight with his speed, give him a year to adapt and Him, Hazard and Oscar will run this s*** along with Rooney and Aguero.

 

 

Oh, but no one will be better than Benny or Shola.

The kit overall looks infinitely better when the shirt is tucked in. The right amounts of black and white.

Douglas just said in a response to a Debuchy tweet that the window closes on september 3rd. Is this true and if so why?

Probably because the 1st of September is a Saturday

Can't wait for the match reports

Good - Good

Excellent news. Welcome to NUFC.

Goodnight fellas.

Post Braga interview 

The arrival this week will blates be Good.

 

Blates?!

it's blates goodballs

Just watched the "BEN ARFA - NEWCASTLE UNITED NUMBER 10 {NUFC_COMPILATION}" again. Can't wait for the new season to start, and seeing players like him play for us.

Thanks for mentioning that! Just seen it. What a blinding player ffs There isn't a player like him in the league.

The 2 first halves away to WBA and home to Liverpool 

Poor Hargreaves. Should really just retire tbh, his body clearly isn't up to it. Always seemed pretty intelligent in interviews mind, think he could make a good coach.

 

Why retire when clubs will still pay you thousands of pounds per week?

I'm quite sure a player with his injury record is on a pay as you play deal?