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Højlund and Zirkzee giving me Tony Cunningham and George Reilly vibes.

4 points in the next two will be fine. Would prefer to beat Manchester Reds in their own leaky midden though.

Was entertaining in its own way, ok I am 7 or 8 tins deep…

From what I’ve seen so far we should be a nightmare for this Man Utd team to deal with. Like Wolves but with another 5 or 6 Cunha’s. Would love it if we beat them, love it!

Another clean sheet for the Tonali led defensive midfield bulwark. Howe certainly solved the midfield structure now for certain.

Trippier quite influential. I’d put Barnes left and bring Gordon over to replace Murphy.

I genuinely thought Tino had the higher ceiling but this kid is everywhere at the moment. He’s the archetypal modern full back.

These cunts built a new stadium yet?

We’re 4 points off 7th/8th, I think that’s about par for us now. We can’t seriously expect another CL qualifying campaign with our current squad can we?

Unfortunately this ends with selling Isak or Bruno, probably both if we are out of Europe. We would need a magician to allow to compete regularly in the CL for the 4 or 5 seasons it would take for us to push through this ceiling into a bona fide ‘Big 6’ club.

We’re mid table fodder with a couple of stars that will be getting picked off us by the ‘elite’.

Should be out of sight in this game already.

Yeah well done Barnes…

Well done Barnes…

We look leggy all of a sudden. The fucking inconsistency man.

Liverpool better than the sum of their parts. Nothing scary in that starting 11 we just need to hammer the cunts from the first whistle.

A ban please.

Cancelled mine - sent them a shitogram.

He’s ripe for a loan to the Championship but we can’t keep our two first choice strikers fit.

Haaland plodding around like Shola.

Another insipid performance. That stands at 0-1 or 1-1.

If it’s ever going to work for him here he needs to be playing every game in a consistent role that he and his teammates understand.

He’s inconsistent, same as the team as a whole. Literally don’t know what player you are getting game from game.

Shambolic performance, one step forward two steps back.

This is the worst passing I’ve seen for some time, shocking accuracy.