Novocastrian

What’s his contract situation now? If he’s only got a year left I wouldn’t go higher than £20m. I think we can do much better.

Running out of superlatives for this bloke. He’s a perpetual motion machine. Is he even human?

Playing the Palace song, nice shithousery.

Hope someone sits on the ball a la Kenny Wharton.

I only ever truly relax when we have a 5 goal cushion.

I’m sure he was linked to Liverpool quite heavily.

He’s only 29!!!

Fair play to them, PSG with no thoughts of shutting up shop and playing it safe. They’ve given Villa a sniff and they’ve got back into it.

I’m supporting the clock not Villa, ET please then a soul crushing penalty loss.

Fucking hell!!

Would be 3-4 without that Martinez fuck up….

Like watching the Harlem Globetrotters, PSG are exceptional.

Villa have given up, they can’t get the ball.

PSG making hay down Villa’s right hand side. Tino/Barnes/Gordon should be licking their lips.

Ok bring on the full humiliation then. It seemed to traumatise Liverpool for a couple of games. Get them chasing shadows for the next 85 mins.

Apart from wishing a gruelling 120 mins + I’ll be hoping Villa go out tonight.

You have Chelsea with a lot of points - 13 out of 18. Presume you have us beating them so that’s 13 out of 15. They’ve got a tough fixture list. I can’t see them getting anywhere near 67 points. Hopefully Villa will get bogged down with fixture congestion and we don’t need to go to the final couple of games.

Anyone checked on Miguel Delaney?

Great second half, we stood up and took control. Strangled the life out of them. Excellent performance. We march on.

In fairness it was Southampton, Forest battered them in the second half and PSG folded them up like a cheap deck chair. It’s annoying that they are still in the hunt though.

Then it’s just chasing down Liverpool in the last few games. Last match Everton at home, imagine them falling over themselves to let us win 14-0 and taking the title on GD.

Ramp everything up to 11 crowd noise, energy, aggression. Destroy them. They want a fast game? Let’s fucking give them one!

Win the next two and we only need to win 3 out of 6 for 68 points. Our home games are vital, win them and we will finish top 5.

The good old days - 26 seconds of injury time.

Just need to keep winning, Bruno et al will be bang up for Man Utd, every three points puts us closer to top 5.