Novocastrian

Not convinced he’s a CF but he scored and assisted and he worked hard so fair play.

Flawless tonight.

This PSV team are flakey.

Set us back three seasons.

Games like this we need one or two of our players to put in an 8/10 performance and it’s often enough. When everyone is a 6/10 you get this.

Running out of superlatives to describe this performance.

They’re holding their own quite comfortably. It’s up to us make them look like the team with only 7 points this season.

Norwich?

Another player with a PL premium. We need to sign these players before they come to the PL.

Considering recent offside decisions this one was clearly offside.

Think he’s had his moments. Not helped by Spurs being totally shite.

I think Semenyo and Kudos were the best of the wide players that have moved this season.

I know this is bad but it will trigger Liverpool fans so every silver lining etc

He’s been playing football for a couple of decades at least, it’s baffling.

Just had too much for us, we’ve been running hot for several games now. Feel sorry for Hall and Big Joe who’ve worked their balls off to be let down by shit finishing and half arsed performances from the likes of Gordon and Elanga.

Tie over.

Still very much playing within himself. Lack of confidence? Wish he had a bit of what Hall has, he’s capable of picking the ball up and running through gaps.

Best player on the pitch first half.

Pope injured or tactical interruption for Howe to reorganise?

Yellow all day that.

Gordon set to take throw in, berates everyone else for not moving. Hands over ball to Hall and immediately stands still so he can’t receive the ball…..

Big game for Trafford.

We pump these bums, they won’t even turn up for the second leg.

Buying the away shirt now. Will go down a size though as the home shirt was mahoosive. Tempted by a t-shirt, if only I’d kept the original from 30 odd years ago.

At one point that seemed to be his only trick. Now he’s all over the pitch notching different types of goals, getting assists, headers etc.