Neil

What a save.

Chelsea are there for the taking IMO. Annoyingly.

Even game at our place as I'm sure you're all keen to know. Can definitely see Southampton scoring, Lallana almost scored a goal very reminiscent of Bergkamp vs your lot.

Seamus Coleman is Dani fucking Alves.

IIRC they do. Pitches are pretty good too. Frustrated I can't play in this but looking forward to seeing everyone, and also some first-timers too. It's a great laugh. Assuming people are heading to the pub afterwards?

Is a tuxedo acceptable managerial clothing?

x a lot

Fancy BTTS in the 1.30 games. Got to say Southampton at 19/5 is fairly big. No Howard, Jagielka, Pienaar or Mirallas, albeit the latter two on the bench. Naismith.

Cheers for this like.

Man City have been pure gash. Think the boring 2-0 is looking likely.

Think of the things I could've done with this £20.

Not quite as many goals as I was hoping for.

Well this is exciting.

Perhaps first first half goal at home?

West Ham boss Sam Allardyce told BBC Sport: "The game was very frustrating. There is a reason why that happened, none of our centre-backs are fit. Losing James Tomkins was a big blow for us. Our coping mechanism was playing four full-backs across the back four. That has cost us three points. They did their very best but got caught out. We didn't have enough aerial threat defending corners. "We showed great fighting spirit in the second half. We have had two games in 48 hours. We practice on the training ground how to hold onto leads. But the players forgot how to deal with West Brom's kick-off and stop them scoring. You can blame anxiety or fatigue, but you can't forget how to deal with them." An impressive amount of excuses.

I'll send the instructions to David to change that.

I guess it confirms the French aren't funny at all.

He's just confirming to everyone where the goal is.

So in summary, lots of goals for Man City and Man Utd please however with leakiness at the back. With Young and Silva netting. Not asking much I don't think.

Yeah, out of the cup too. Twatface beat me by 1 point.

Man City and Man Utd to win with BTTS - 10/1

Good. We can see who actually thought about their team past 2 or 3 star players. Pellegrini can still get to fuck for dropping my captain, mind.

AHHHH THINGS HAPPENING

End of the world.

14/1 for the above double, well happy with that. Nice one Kev!