Neil

Gone for Spain 2-0 in play.

Ah, fair enough. Hope Portugal and Spain get the goals mate. Disco - thoughts on Ecuador/Uruguay BTTS?

But... Italy didn't win? Not that I understand or indeed bet on AH.

Fair play to the lad. Debut at Wembley in a massive game, but he's shown no fear. No, he's not a world-beater and I'd like to think people wouldn't label him as such, but he's consistently ran with the ball, attacked the opposition and it was a bloody good goal. PEL!

GET THE FUCK IN!

Wahey.

Fucking hell. Ozil literally inches away from scoring. Not going to be, it seems.

If Montenegro score again....

OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZ

What a fucking goal.

World Cup is, I believe, ours.

Fuck's sake, not you, Schurrle. No-one gives a shit.

Come on Ireland, roll over ffs. Please let Ozil score. And Muller ideally.

Blimey, Ireland are actually trying to score here.

Wow, Clive, Bristol aren't that awful are they?

Van Persie trick of hat.

Take it Adam Bogdan's not doing too well. The goallie? Is he an Everton player is he? He's been gash.. Bolton (I think he still is, anyway.) Tim Howard scored a wonder goal against him.

Spain, Brazil, Argentina, Germany (in that order) Italy, Holland The rest

Take it Adam Bogdan's not doing too well.

They went absolutely mental when they scored vs Poland too. First goal in something like 4 years.

For all Germany have been camped in Ireland's half, all they have to show for it is a lucky deflected goal. All hail Stokes.

A 1-0 thrashing, this.

Avoided Netherlands due to them being turbodicks last time out. This time they're winning 4-0 at HT. Twats.

Ukraine score.

Khedira 1-0. Unlucky.