Neil

Wahey.

Fucking hell. Ozil literally inches away from scoring. Not going to be, it seems.

If Montenegro score again....

OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZ

What a fucking goal.

World Cup is, I believe, ours.

Fuck's sake, not you, Schurrle. No-one gives a shit.

Come on Ireland, roll over ffs. Please let Ozil score. And Muller ideally.

Blimey, Ireland are actually trying to score here.

Wow, Clive, Bristol aren't that awful are they?

Van Persie trick of hat.

Take it Adam Bogdan's not doing too well. The goallie? Is he an Everton player is he? He's been gash.. Bolton (I think he still is, anyway.) Tim Howard scored a wonder goal against him.

Spain, Brazil, Argentina, Germany (in that order) Italy, Holland The rest

Take it Adam Bogdan's not doing too well.

They went absolutely mental when they scored vs Poland too. First goal in something like 4 years.

For all Germany have been camped in Ireland's half, all they have to show for it is a lucky deflected goal. All hail Stokes.

A 1-0 thrashing, this.

Avoided Netherlands due to them being turbodicks last time out. This time they're winning 4-0 at HT. Twats.

Ukraine score.

Khedira 1-0. Unlucky.

Absolutely superb anthem.

In case anyone's wondering: The Chevin - Champion

True. Won't ever respect the man for purposefully ending a man's career, but he's one of the best pundits because he simply tells it how it is. Something most pundits are afraid to do.

For all the talk of how good their team is/could be, it's worth remembering it'll be their first tournament in 12 years. That sense of a team with no fear could be one of the biggest factors in their favour.

Damn, I missed this spectacular intro. Lee Dixon, a lost 14 year old and a tramp joining Adrian tonight.