Neil

That's even more ridiculous - from early February until the end of the season he got 44 goals? Fucking hell. sdgfasgdasffasfadfsdjh

Think I'll have both Cabaye and Sissoko in my team. Sorry lads, any form they've built up will be seen to immediately.

Well, looks like I made a right fuck-up picking Cabaye instead of him. Will have to get him in. Probably asking for trouble saying this but one transfer out I am pleased with is getting rid of Michu a few weeks ago. Was never going to have as good a 2nd half of the season, teams becoming wiser to his movement. Will still get the odd goal, obviously.

Is Sissoko being consciously used as an attacking midfielder? Or was it more he just so happened to be up for the attacks for his 2 goals? Because at 6.0m-ish, he'll be a bargain.

yes

Van Persie with 3 bonus points. Seriously man.

Think pretty fair Jamie Redknapp said Bale was in the same bracket as Messi and Ronaldo today, it was a bit weird because I was thinking this guy is meant to be an expert and what he just said is completely untrue to anyone with eyes. Yup. Which isn't taking anything from Bale because on his day he is almost unplayable. But I think he lacks the vision and actual technique to be in the world-class bracket. Remains to be seen whether he improves this side of his game. Not sure if he'd do very well at the very top teams, when the opposition will constantly have 9/10 people behind the ball.

What on earth is Mancini rambling on about?

Got to say this has been a much better game than I thought it'd be. Liverpool, has to be said, are going to be pushing hard for the top 5/6.

Clogger Aguero there with a sublime finish.

Bahahahaha, maybe not.

Liverpool are going to be above us within a couple of weeks. Grim.

Think Milner's been very good today.

Think I might have asked this before but why don't we use that paint spray which is used in South America (I think) for free kicks?

Desperation time for Man City.

It's OK, because it was "committed" and stuff.

And that is why diving will persist. Absolutely no effort to condemn the player for cheating. Just half-hearted "oh, he went down easily a tad after the contact." Absolutely pathetic, man.

What a pathetic cunt.

Have to agree. Doesn't not make him a great manager suddenly but I reckon this season will hurt him - providing they don't win the Champions League. Hurt him in what way? In securing another highly compensated and prestigious position? I disagree. In the opinions of irrelevant unknowns from the internet? This is possible. Nope, because I think he's got a massive ego and seeing them fall way short will not sit well with someone who obviously takes so much pride in his work.

Man Utd must be pissing themselves at how easily they're going to win the league.

What is that bloody noise?

Have to agree. Doesn't not make him a great manager suddenly but I reckon this season will hurt him - providing they don't win the Champions League.

See, best right back in the league.

Has Zabaleta improved a lot? I never seemed to think he was this good. He's the best right back in the league.