Neil

What? How much was that for Gary Hooper they've bid?

BBC teasing our fans. "Everton fans - stand by..." 1 minute later - some blurb about Negredo definitely not joining, something we knew hours ago. Wankers. So Tottenham going after Damiao, we go for a Championship right back. Good stuff. That said, we'll probably show him around the place, try to get his signature on a napkin, assume everything goes fine, sorted.

Tbf he's going back on loan i wouldn't be surprised if De Gea goes back to Spain in the summer and Man Yoo buy Begovic. I guess so. As you say, sort of inviting offers for Begovic though.

So Butland wanted regular first-team football. Why's he going to Stoke? They have arguably one of the best keepers in the league.

Cuenca loaned to Ajax.

Well hello Kate Riley.

My first thought.

Stoke looks like a shithole beyond shitholes.

Wait, apparently Odemwingie doesn't have any permission to talk to QPR. Crafty.

A lovely metaphor representing Jenas' position in any sort of quality squad.

And wormy, but until he removes that fucking avatar, I'm refusing to acknowledge him as a long-term member of the forum.

Made me think of listening to his music. The band any good? Not bad IMO, Pilko I seem to remember is a sooooooopafan.

£34m for Will.I.An, blimey.

He's a ballsy player, like. Why? Just, why? Rock in defence, though.

Don't suppose anyone has seen John Stones play? Sounds like an FM regen.

It's also weird that the generally reported thinking on him staying would be just to play vs Juventus and likely get knocked out of Europe. Don't really know why he'd want to waste his career in Scotland for much longer.

Someone's going to quote "Martin Samuel" in this thread later.

Give us Negredo damn it.

Good win for your lot. How much did you win?

Took Barca @ 6/5.

Tear them a new one, Leo.

Jelavic dropped. It was coming.

Skybet front page.

Ronaldo has 7 in his last 6 El Clasicos. In the last 3 El Clasicos, both have scored. 5/2 is an insane price, and I will say that even if it doesn't come off.

As mentioned on the last page, I'm doing the same. Think it's fucking excellent value.