Neil

This would spice things up nicely. I've probably predicted some teams to have drawn 20 games or something.

Fuck, just noticed QPR.

Only 5-2?

Not so much the difference, more the fact they've conceded 6 goals all season.

Some damn good defences there.

GW 25 QPR 2-1 Norwich Arsenal 3-1 Stoke City Everton 2-1 Aston Villa Newcastle 0-0 Chelsea Reading 1-1 Sunderland West Ham 1-1 Swansea Wigan 1-2 Southampton Fulham 1-3 Man Utd West Brom 1-2 Tottenham Man City 2-2 Liverpool

Uncontrollable grease.

Crap, completely failed to build on our momentum and once again we'll fall short of where we want to be due to a lack of progress and strengthening to the squad. Happens most years but as usual we'll say we tried, what a pile of..... Oh, right. 9/10, great signings.

NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS! What you on about R2D2?

No, Alan Myers, you patronising piece of shit, we weren't delighted about Baines and Fellaini not leaving this window because we always knew they weren't. Whoop-de-fucking-doo, throw a party, get Bill to crack out the celebratory egg and cress sandwiches which are cut into triangles for no discernible reason.

I accept this evening isn't giving you the greatest impression of our country. The foreground, though...

Cretins per square metre there at Stoke off the chart.

Elizabeth Windsor ‏@Queen_UK One can confirm one has sold David Cameron to Libya. #TransferDeadlineDay I laughed.

Did you think about what you were saying?

Grand Old Team forum breaks at the speculation that we may or may not be in for Diame. Exciting times for Everton.

Decent shout that: hope not Spurs though Apparently the club isn't in London. Leyton Orient it is.

http://www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com/images2/1simmons.gif DIAME

Apparently Will.I.An's deal has actually gone through to Anzhi. 35m euros.

£9.2m. :lol: Fuck me.

What? How much was that for Gary Hooper they've bid?

BBC teasing our fans. "Everton fans - stand by..." 1 minute later - some blurb about Negredo definitely not joining, something we knew hours ago. Wankers. So Tottenham going after Damiao, we go for a Championship right back. Good stuff. That said, we'll probably show him around the place, try to get his signature on a napkin, assume everything goes fine, sorted.

Tbf he's going back on loan i wouldn't be surprised if De Gea goes back to Spain in the summer and Man Yoo buy Begovic. I guess so. As you say, sort of inviting offers for Begovic though.

So Butland wanted regular first-team football. Why's he going to Stoke? They have arguably one of the best keepers in the league.

Cuenca loaned to Ajax.