Neil

Aren't Vasco in shit form? Seem to remember they got humiliated 4-0 at home by a shit team at the weekend.

How good is Ben Arfa at tracking back? Genuine question, as where he plays will be a sign of Pardew's mentality IMO. Stick him on the right and tell him to give Baines a long night, or have someone like Jonas there who "works hard" and will help to track Baines and Pienaar? Because let's be honest, that's our default attacking choice - get it to the left.

Monday. :anguish:

Yet more cringeworthy commentary for the Welbeck penalty appeal btw from the Tactics Truck twat himself. "He's entitled to go down" - piss off Andy.

Talk about typical. Got overly excited in the heat of the moment. Don't get away with those when you're not at Anfield.

See, awful penalty.

Lampard to go to the left, low and miss?

PELLA!

Near enough to losing, I say.

No, Danny, you need to fling your arms out in front of you. Steven has surely told you that in training.

Didn't notice Serbia got a 6th. Fascinating levels of shitness.

Rep of Ireland haven't even played today but I bet they lost at something to make up for it.

Intriguingly bad.

Missed out on quite literally pennies of profits.

For any in-players, Portugal are still 0-0 at home to Azerbaijan, little over an hour gone. They'll surely win. Edit: 1/4, fuck off.

It's always one.

Oh dear NI. Pegged back by Luxembourg.

Bertrand to the rescue.

I see what you're doing. I see.

Wales 5-1 down.

AOC has had a bit of a shitter IMO. Class future ahead for him you'd think but Ukraine have him sussed so far I reckon. He'll probably skin 3 players and score a goal now.

Portugal as well, how can I forget? Currently enjoying a thrilling 0-0 draw with Azerbaijan at home.

Hope someone locks him in his Tactics Truck.

Ray's done a good job there. In just a few minutes, he's gone from being in outer space declaring that we should all 'ave a baaaahng on some bets, to driving around London through a series of explosions.

Quiet you.