Neil

Berb to Fulham confirmed.

Oviedo for £1.2m. By all accounts seems an absolute steal.

VDV back to Hamburg as suspected. 13m euros.

Simon Cox. :lol:

Gomez.

Figueroa.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: No.

On paper they have a very decent quartet in McClean, Johnson, Sessegnon and Fletcher. Their centre midfield however is devoid of footballing ability and their defence is mediocre. They'll probably finish 9th/10th.

Famous for one thing. Upon returning from injury (he fell down his attic apparently), he then injured himself again warming up at Stamford Bridge when he fell over a sign in the penalty area which said "do not warm up in the penalty area." Flawed genius.

M'Vila at Arsenal's training ground apparently.

Elbowing galore http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m274/bekkiglittz/GIFs/Random/3fd024c1.gif

Oh dear Gonzalo.

Higuain would've got that ball if he wasn't stood complaining.

VDV off then? Seems like a lot of midfielders to accommodate. I know VDV and Moutinho aren't the same sort of player but still.

Ridiculous. Actually deserved, Real have taken their foot off the gas past 10-15 minutes and Barca have done pretty well with 10 men.

I reckon Mourinho will want blood here.

Commentators don't have a clue.

Barca are definitely on a heavy concoction of substances.

Is that your new phrase Driving me mad.

Valdes. :lol:

Oh dear Valdes as well.

Higuain misses a pretty easy one on one.

Iniesta nearly 4/1 to score anytime sounds class. Deceptively class.

Certainly not going through now anyway, Kiev back to 1-2.

Gladbach nearly back from the dead. 1-3 down from the first leg at home, but currently 2-0 up in Kiev.