Neil

Never thought he disliked him that much.

That's their problem.

Turner's been gash too.

You really, really don't want to know.

Can't bear to be without him, can Bill.

He must be in double figures now for how many times he's quit Everton. Impressive, tbh.

FC Chilavert in my mind.

Richardson sitting next to a geet fuck off tower of ice cream of which he never touched. Restrained bastard.

Novara promoted to Serie A. Just having a brief read of them and it sounds like a remarkable achievement. Atalanta and Siena were automatically promoted.

All the way to the 2nd post on that page to find this:

Pretty much went as expected. Spain were predictably far superior technically, much like they are superior to every other country in Europe. Walker was impressive, Mancienne's selection ahead of Rodwell was bamboozling and Henderson did nothing, shock horror.

Wow, good stuff.

Henderson can drive the team forward with his leadership skills now he's captain.

Yes, you are correct.

Yes, but he was still about 20 yards from getting the ball off him.

Pretty thick from Welbeck that.

Rose.

Yup. Baffling stuff.

We have 2 young Gareth Barrys in the middle. Frightening.

Wow, we're getting serious now.

A SHOT!!!

Ah, just spotted the £20m man. He promptly lost the ball.

Where the hell is Henderson supposed to be playing?

"Javi Martinez seems built for the Premier League." - Alan Smith. In that statement he sums up everything that's wrong with our game. Don't primarily judge a player by how he's built, judge him by how good he is with the ball.

Walker with a snippet of his defensive ability.