Neil

He says as he opens a Will Hill account.

Mols, class. He banged them in for Rangers. Before Kahn knacked him like.

When the shit hits the fan...

I've never rated Downing that highly, but he's been great for Villa this season when I've seen them. Obviously a good player to be fair to him. Seemed to have a bit of a lull in his career, but I agree, been decent whenever I've seen him this year. It's just symptomatic of this season - if Villa had 6 or 7 more points and were 7th instead of 16th, Downing would have been talked about a lot more I reckon.

Downing was good against us, I thought. Some abysmal standing off like but he caused us problems.

You don't need to think about any particular circumstances. He is just quite simply shit.

They've managed to degenerate a stupid suggestion into a childish bickering session.

Nice interview, but he's on a different world if he seriously thinks he's the best English midfielder.

I'm sure he was absolutely disturbed by it.

Does make you question what the hell the point of the extra officials is.

Oh stop asking players about whether it's a penalty. They're all going to defend their own team, not least thick fucks like Rio Ferdinand.

Bit of a clear pel.

Oooh. No pel.

Messi's on a goal drought by his standards.

Oh, Barca.

Just get it wide and stick it in the box, Chelsea. You're not good enough to play your way through in small spaces.

Should've been 4-2, should've been 5-1.

Here comes a Lampard thump into the wall.

Then Clive just says it as though there's been some thorough investigative work.

Cheeky ITV spying the substitution.

He just isn't scoring.

Says Mr Torres-to-score-first.

"OK, OK, we've given you a goal. Very funny." 60 seconds later. BOSH. 4-1.

Oh well. 4-1, ridiculous goal.