Neil

Bit personal.

Arsenal have been absolutely terrible. Alli looks like a fantastic prospect, already mature beyond his years from the looks of it.

Any games in particular you'd recommend Tom? I want goals, goals, goals.

Why? He's a fucking machine.

Is the whole Tippeligaen going BTTS and over 2.5 again? Can't believe I missed it last week.

Some canny soccerball about today, Arsenal/Spurs, Roma/Lazio, Barca/Villarreal, Sevilla/Real and Dortmund/Schalke should all be very tasty.

Had 2 wins in the last 2 days, Sheffield United's totally pointless 3rd goal yesterday was worth £310.

Rooney could have been one of the greatest ever in this country. Sadly, a mix of Fergie removing his excitement and Rooney himself simply not fulfilling what he should have been saw to that. In around 2004, he was the most exciting footballer I've ever seen in person. He was a street footballer with limitless potential, he was a boy who loved the game who was completely unpredictable. Sure, he's been very good for the best part of a decade. But he should have been a lot more, and his general form the past year or 2 has been frankly sad to watch.

BTTS in.

It does surprise me how consistently awful the general standard of South American domestic football is. Appears to be a chronic lack of funding, or at least the right people aren't getting the money. Yes there's flair but there is also a lot of hoofball and a total lack of control.

This has got a long way to go yet. Terrible game from the bits I've seen.

It's very likely going to be a shit game but you can get 12/5 on over 2.5 in the Sporting Luqeno - Ind. Santa Fe game in the Copa Sudamericana kicking off shortly. Games in this competition are often terrible, but that's an insane price. And in fairness domestically both teams have been capable of scoring and conceding plenty. BTTS is 6/4.

Between that, disolousened and the Robbie Williams debacle over in Chat, it's been a challenging 10 minutes for young Hans.

It is harsh like, I think I've been screwed over by so many last minute goals that its second nature for me to seek some sort of cover.

The one who played and scored for us on Sunday?

Hart - obviously a good keeper but really not this colossus he's made out to be. Also a massive twat. G. Johnson - made a career out of being fast-ish and scoring a couple of worldies for Portsmouth. Generally not that good and a gash defender. Bit of a bastard. Terry - twat Williams - dirty cunt Luke Shaw - not actually that good. Not necessarily a twat. Well done. Larsson - cheating cunt with an annoying face Gerrard - cheating cunt who was time and time again excused shite performances because he's Mr Liverpool and Captain Fantastic. Wilshere - total cunt with a cunt haircut and cunt face. A horrible person. Sterling - just look at him. Cunt. Agbonlahor - star of a very long-term episode of Faking It. Gormless. Rooney - compared to others in this team, actually not that much of a twat. Just a sorry state of a footballer compared to what he was, and what he could have been.

Not consider covering it with 5-10 mins to go?

Corinthians are daft odds for that game. Obviously a hard game but double chance is evens I think. Seems very big.

What do you want us to say, here? Nothing really. Just stating I think Sunderland are going down and was surprised at how unprofessional they looked today.

Sunday night South American football is one of my (few) fortes. All aboard the Bolivian Apertura. Also Santos are at home. Lump on.

The most damning indictment of Sunderland's performance was we weren't even that good today, we just played well after eventually getting to 3-2/4-2. We were there for the taking but their heads went down as soon as went 3-2 up. Their defending/lack of effort/organisation was pathetic, although ours at times wasn't much better.

84, about time more than 1 player did something on my team.

2-0. Men against boys. Now a penalty.

God I love South America. Over 2.5 in all the Bolivian games plus Seattle-LA at 11/1, returned £180. still not happy I lost 2 bets yesterday from last minute goals mind which has happened on an alarmingly regular basis this past month but still. Can someone tell me why Sampdoria are 13/10 tonight?

It's like they purposefully disallowed to stop the mayhem. Too many goals... malfunction.... quick, offside!