Neil

The commentator was eager to confirm that the goal didn't count. "Flag's up! Disallowed! Offside!"

What the hell was Taylor thinking?

That's a great goal.

madras is gunning for Worst Poster 2011. Sorry. I'll vanish into thin air now.

Has Chappers displaced Maneeeeeeeeeeeesh?

Sunderland's defeat is on MOTD before Newcastle's draw. http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7830/8594display.jpg

What a horrible week for Ryan Nelsen? Did he just say that?

The Future of Croatian Football with a fine deflected goal. Deflected off Richard Dunne.

Good finish.

"Houllier has called on his team to win their remaining 6 home games." I think Gérard's onto something.

FYP.

Real draw 0-0. Title race over?

Real are still 0-0. If they don't score, Barca are 7 clear.

"deadly .22 airgun"

I'm not saying anything else about Hibbert. I was round a mate's for our game at West Ham at Christmas; I mentioned how I thought Hibbert wasn't too bad defensively. He promptly miskicked it into his own net.

Shut the fuck up Mike Phelan you lying twat.

Cole's on his way.

Wigan's defending was shockingly bad.

Wow, they showed the Rooney elbow. How the fuck did he get away with that?

Wonder how many splendids we'll get from Jonathan.

NWOAT.

Nice token rifle there.

And everyone knows you can't out-jump a colosseum. THE Colosseum.

Something about Lampard I reckon. They've done Cole and Terry to death.

It's as though people can't praise Pardew without being told that means they obviously thought Hughton was shit hence were pleased when he got booted out.