Neil

Hahahaha.

Will ITV go a whole show without a fuck up? Unlikely.

Hahahaha. They're, like, normal blokes, doing stuff? Get it? Hahahaha.

Well, not quite: it gives hope to anyone that through a pie a day, you too can become the next England Chelsea football manager of some team.

"It's as hard a game for Manchester United as it is for Liverpool." Parky 1 Dalglish 0 already?

Sadly for them, the inclusion of Lucas overrides any tactical manoeuvre, automatically resulting in a 7-0 defeat.

I wouldn't trust ITV with a sandwich. Well, actually, I don't think anyone would with who they have on today.

Aye, his face is functionally obsolete.

Nah. Those moves, although positive, aren't a masterstroke - they're what any man with an ounce of sense would play. Get Gerrard as near to Torres as possible; as that combination is really Liverpool's only hope, even if they aren't what they were. Hodgson really was a mess. He rubbed the fans up the wrong way, much like his own face.

Nah. Those moves, although positive, aren't a masterstroke - they're what any man with an ounce of sense would play. Get Gerrard as near to Torres as possible as that combination is really Liverpool's only hope, even if they aren't what they were.

You Fat Northern Bastard, get out of our show?

Have to say, his post-match comments really weren't what I'd have wanted to hear.

Really? I thought this result put the Newcastle > Stevenage inequality in real danger.

I go down to make a cuppa at 0-2, few minutes later, it's 0-4! Missed both goals, the arseholes.

Bloody adverts.

STOP TALKING ABOUT LIVERPOOL! No wonder the already poor quality highlights are so brief when they're blithering on about Hodgson endlessly. SHUT UP.

He didn't help himself saying that "teams like Notts County shouldn't be coming here and scoring twice", admittedly.

ITV are so shit.

Valeron's still there!? Get in.

I definitely see what you did there. ffs, look at how he lost the ball there.

I actually thought the keeper could've done better, he leaned that way but just stopped. I'm being serious. Silly from Lionel, however.

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He's short, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

This is going to probably sound outrageous but I dunno, I think there's something up with Messi, albeit small? I know he's already in a different league but I think his body language isn't quite 100%. I'm of course picking tiny holes here however it's just something I've noticed. And this is after he's already set Villa up with a perfect pass. Edit: basically, what Sewelly said a few posts up.