The Prophet

Aye thought so. Haven't gone mad quite yet.

They've got money to burn and no decent midfielders? Surely fishing on both counts?

Apprently they're being strongly linked with a bid for Remy too but unless they've suddenly ran into cash I can't see it.

Heskey on loan? Dear me, Shola and Heskey would be potent.

We're not signing anyone in the foreseeable future?

http://www.om.net/fr/Saison/101002/Actualites/48014/Ben_Afra_transfère_à_Newcastle Signed, get in!

Don't have a beef with Villa as most seem to but even if I did I wouldn't be laughing until we retain our status as a Premier League team.

Don't, just don't...

Can't see Villa nor O'Neil making a step up after this.

Can we have him please? He'd have to have a serious complex to work under our mob like.

Sky sources = The Journal

citeh hardly need the cash, a loan may suit them ? Would be quality, get the feeling Hughton is happy with Simpson and Perch though.

'He has ice running through his veins.'

Revising a scoreline after a pre-season friendly? Bit daft isn't it?

Nah man, King Jose will keep Valencia shackled.

Said he wanted him on loan earlier this window didn't he? Shame it looks like he's staying put.

I'd rather Rooney stuck one past us than Owen. Having said that it's like choosing between losing your cock or your hands.

That snickering dick Keys has just reminded me how much I hate their smug glory hunting fan base.

They might still have some hope of him signing a new contract. Aye but surely the very fact he wants to run down his contract shows his intention to leave? You probably have a better idea though, do Bremen have any hope of talking him into staying?

Its alright Ozil saying he'll run down his contract but surely Bremen will want a fee for him.

'He can tackle.' Can he fuck.

Couldn't care if Ozil joins the Mancs as long as the little fucker signs on the dotted line well after the 16th.

Ohhhh listen to Andy, he was right the entire time. YOU HAVE TO STRETCH THE GAME. No shit you self-satisfying Scottish tit.

Head: 2-0 Defeat Heart:: 1-1 Draw In all honesty though if we can escape without getting a good hiding we've done alright.

My biggest worry is we have a poor start to the season, Ashley panics and sacks Hughton.