The Prophet

Noe Pamarot or Lauren anyone?

"...and erm...yeah, something is happening at St. James' Park but what? Who knows? I certainly don't, it isn't my job, but Newcastle fans should stay tuned in regardless."

Ashley and Llambias are probably sat watching SSN waiting for the identity of the mystery players to be revealed.

We had one centre back on the pitch yesterday and one fit striker, surely even the dullest of people realised we needed to get the cheque book out to continue our current success, obviously not...

Fucking hell calm down man, as long as he's signed up before we travel to Wales I couldn't give a shit.

Word around Liverpool is Kranjcar is on his way to Finch Farm for a medical. Sky seem to think he's off to Spurs though...

Would be a cracking signing, especially in the Championship. So far our delivery into the box is generally what has caused teams problems. Lovenkrands would add another dimension to the side and give us the ability to stretch teams with his pace up top.

:lol: Have you read it? Excitable chaps aren't they?

NUFC Blog headline: "Brilliant Magpies get win in classic."

For £2m. Bargain! Looks like Bentley is on his way to City, Levy's looking for £14m + Petrov going in the opposite direction. Burnley want Alnwick. Good. Muntari and JJ swap isn't going to happen this window. Sandro won't happen this window either Chavez will probably sign next week. Apparently that's ok as his trial started before the window closed. seriously? thats so jammy, but typical of spurs. kranjcar: remember to turn out the lights when you leave. pompey have just got relegated Don't believe it for one minute. With a new owner is charge Portsmouth would surely demand much much more than that.

Diego Arismendi signs for Stoke on a four year deal. Good signing.

Stuck a couple of quid 1-0 S.Taylor. Should of covered my bet, school boy stuff.

Chopra nailed on to score.

Agree with most of that, people are being a bit nicey-nicey because we won. I'd give Nolan a 6 though. Aye, come to think of it he did test the keeper a couple of times and supported Ranger in parts, should of probably given him a 6.

Harper: 8 - Two good saves to prevent us going one down, caught well and distributed well for a change. R. Taylor: 6 - Steady away, crossing was hit and miss. Simpson: 6 - Solid. Taylor: 7 - Probably our best defender today. Enrique: 6 - Solid but sloppy going forward. Barton: 4 - Awful, seemed to give the ball away every time he got it. Smith: 8 - Worked his bollocks off, pretty much nullified the threat of Howard and broke up play well. Guthrie: 7 - Brilliant in parts, sloppy in parts, took his goal brilliantly. Geremi: 5 - Slow and gave the ball away a lot. Put the odd half decent ball in, marginally better than Barton though. Nolan: 5 - Got more involved in the second half but a pretty nothing performance. Ranger: 7 - Worked his bollocks off. Nothing special first half but created several chances in the second, deserved a goal.

Highly rated Plymouth centre half? I'm worried about our lack of strikers more than anything.

I'll chuck my name in the hat for the time being.

He was clipped by Almunia, totally different from the Eduardo situation. So a "clip" constitutes Rooney hurling himself to the floor and ultimately a penalty?

So is Rooney going to get charged with fooling the officials then? Actually, do UEFA's decisions bind the FA?

Cahill doesn't create, he gets in the box and scores goals. When he isn't scoring goals he isn't contributing much.

Diniyar Bilyaletdinov off to Everton for £9 million according to Sky Sports News.

Was listening to the radio this morning while I was waking up. Apparently his sister was involved with a bloke who is supposed to be a part of a bad crowd, both him and his mother tried to talk sense into her but she passed on the word and it all unfolded from there. They also said the next 48 hours are critical, could still lose a leg apparently. Hope the pair of them make a full recovery although it has to be said it looks unlikely. What's the world coming too.

MA: Get yer tits oot for the lads Derek. BM: Oh dear God.

Nothing compared to the incident where Dennis Wise and Kevin Keegan had to spin the bottle...

With the Benny Hill theme playing in the background.