The Prophet

It was.

Why wouldn't you want to pay £18 to visit a needlessly large, empty, echoing stadium?

He goes down far too slowly. In January are priority should probably be a new keeper. If we have any money I'd go all out for Camp.

Krul can't catch for shit.

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You know what lads, he played for Man City's reserves a couple of weeks back.

Low scoring draw, I'll say 1-1.

To be fair we wouldn't of heard much of it if gobshite Dassier had of kept his orr out of it.

Rate Skrtel, horrible bastard but a decent centre back.

What was the beef with playing f***ing music when Athletico score, we're not at the DW.

Too early to say.

'Point of Hugh' Oh dear.

That could any fucker in the hoodie like. As if that picture is conclusive.

What's the crack with Carroll's new contract? Haven't heard out for a while.

He was alright while at first but he got into a crappy habit of constantly backing off. Maynard's goal while quality was an example of this at Ashton Gate.

Van Aanholt on loan. Left wing/left back cover.

He wasn't shocking. He just played in the matches we had to play with the likes of Geremi, Butt, Smith and Harewood and also with Kadar at the back. Put him in the side that played everyone out of SJP after January and he would have looked a lot better player. Thought he looked slow and off the space, he did have to play centre back with Simpson but they were probably as bad each other.

Van Aanholt was good, wouldn't mind him as cover for Enrique this season Think he could do a job on the left wing personally, his final ball was excellent.

Thought the Van Aanholt and Hall were decent cover too, particularly the former who I'd have back here in a heart beat. Khiz was shocking.

What has everyone made of his transfer buisness so far? Seems very good at identifying the positions we need to strengthen which past mangers haven't done. Williamson and Routledge look to be excellent buys, the likes of Simpson and Best perhaps not so much. It's not like we've splashed out mega bucks on them like but overall I think he's done alright.

Williamson bar perhaps Carroll has been our best player over the first couple of games.

It must be strange being an Everton fan. You expect them to do well and they're shite, you expect them to be shite and they're bloody brilliant. I remember once sitting with my cousin, an Everton fan who also claimed that players have a habit of breaking ducks/ scoring first goals/ having their finest performances against Everton. Didn't really believe him but literally ten minutes after he told me Jenas bagged his first goal for Spurs, it happens an uncanny amount of times. A very unpredictable and genuinely unlucky team, must be fun supporting them.

Depends, are Bremen still ridiculously erratic form wise?