The Prophet

Parker, player of the year, inspiring his side to bottom place.

Hope Stoke batter the bastards.

I'd prefer Wigan to go. Would give West Ham something to play for next week too.

Fuck, howay West Ham.

Birmingham are taking a right pasting.

Horrible human being.

Hope West Ham take those shithouses Wigan with them today.

Take away Everton and Stoke with that silly formation and he's been excellent.

It'll be same again, team wise.

Another 2-2.

Time to get on our hands and knees.

Time to lube up.

If we keep it down to three I'll be impressed.

West Ham are 5/2 if anyone fancies them.

Wut?

'Oh and it's one-nil, which means there's been a goal, and it's Drog-bar, one-nil Chelsea.'

Bend over lads.

NOTW. Enough said.

Chelsea -1 looks safe but its shocking value.

Seems cheap.

'The goal machine'

we'd be one of 6 or 7 clubs thinking that i'd guess. No doubt, can't see many of the bigger sides bothering mind.