The Prophet

Oh aye, he's an absolute gobshite.

Roughly what we paid for Isak.

I'm usually accused of the opposite. I just hate that he and Liverpool are getting their way.

Eurgh, we're going to accept an under value offer aren't we?

He's incredibly unorthodox like. Can't wait to see what Howe can do with him.

You'd expect at least one gimme at home. Wouldn't be the Newcastle way though.

Rough draw, but a class one. So many exciting ties in there.

I'm choosing to believe this. Desperation is a wonderful emotion.

Didn't watch loads of it tbf. Going off his last season in Joimany.

You think, thought it looked a bit rough at times last season.

Very weird how he just mentions it in passing

A big man with good feet, needs some work on his movement and how to use his frame, but he's got bags of potential.

Woltemade is Bayern's number one target, who subsequently moved for Jackson...

Gasping for a breakthrough like.

Doing bits for the U21s, but that's about it.

Chucked the players under the bus.

Superb head loss from Amorim.

He isn't.

Is he from planet soft cunt?