The Prophet

Ethan Nwaneri is apparently available.

I'd imagine the club will stick to the 70% threshold if it intends to regularly qualify for Europe. Agreed though, not really sure what to expect.

Wouldn't be suprised if it's the cases given we were calculated to be around 68% in SCR terms. Still, a good start with Ramsdale, Krafth, Trippier, Targett and Gordon on their way. Would be amazed if Willock is here come September too.

The best thing about the deal sheet is the weekly hysteria is prompts in online circles, despite never saying anything particularly new.

"Bournemouth winger Rayan has a release clause in his contract that will kick in from the January transfer window onwards — and The Athletic can reveal it will be £130m (€150m). However, the release clause will not be applicable this summer, just six months after he joined the club. It will be active from January, in the 2027 summer transfer window and beyond." Crickey.

Surely he'll get a ban?

Everton leading the race for Hackney, according to Ornstein.

Another young talent from abroad to scrub off the list.

They've done really well to make it look more honking than the mock ups.

As I understand it, Pete Graves asked for Keegan's words not to be reported. Simon Bird then not only reports them, but the Mail sticks them behind a paywall and adds an extremely click-baity headline. Hope has been out to bat for him all day, claiming the paywall is how they make their living, etc. Kinnear wasn't wrong.

Not a good look for Simon Bird or Craig Hope, re the Keegan reporting.

How much?

Just to save your device from Chronicle AIDS. "Newcastle United have held fresh talks on Reims youngster Ewen Jaouen - with the 20-year-old open to a move to the Premier League as long as he is installed as No 2 at the club. Chronicle Live understands that discussions centre on the squad status of the 6ft 6in stopper with Newcastle's summer transfer search adding a layer of uncertainty to talks. Jaouen would NOT be expecting to arrive from France's Ligue 2 as No 1, but Newcastle's goalkeeper department currently has a question mark above it, and the make up of the rebuild will play a key role in Jaouen deciding his next move."

Sign for BlueCo, get farmed off to Strasbourg, before either being sold or moving to Stamford Bridge. The dream. It was said above, but sounds like his agent is very busy.

Came on for Wirtz and played a deeper role yesterday...

Record breakers.

Soz if posted.

Why is Fab posting posting pictures of what he gets up to in his spare time?

They're so obviously going to win on pels. The modern day Liverpool, fron fans to club.

It's like Arteta saw catinaccio and went "how we can make those worse?"

How many minutes has the ball actually been in play here? This is horrendous viewing, I'm out.