The Prophet

Sterling in the mud.

So transparently performative.

Good to see a player who puts the hours into his media training.

All getting a bit emotional this. This is what happens when they aren't hounded out.

You could say it went over your head?

More mud for Al...

Didn't realise he'd joined the Arctic Monkeys.

By the time this is announced...

The Times reporting he knocked Liverpool back, as well as Bayern.

Kev's been asked to join the recruitment team in the past and has contacts within it, so I would imagine this is well informed. Not just a fan spitballing.

Explains why Lacroix is getting itchy feet.

Top post, didn't consider it that way.

This is why I'm scared to shave...

The constant Emery glazing has always been tedious tbf.

Forest ITKs speculating they're in for Elanga.

Aye, brilliant delivery on him, but has looked pretty poor beyond that.

Obviously means we're signing Toure from Hoffenheim.

Aye, just feel there's a difference between being good at trading and selling yourselves as a stepping stone.

Can't say I'm a fan of the "stepping stone" narrative that's being peddled by the usual club mouthpieces.

They're also much more willing to include release clauses and juicy sell-ons.

It's very NUFC to avoid qualifying for the EC and EL while it's being dominated by English teams. The first team to finish 7th this decade and not qualify ffs.