The Prophet

He'd only won two Champions League medels at that point man, fucking rubbish.

What? Discounting Liverpool for obvious reasons, Pardew hasn't beaten any team that wasn't still in danger of going down on the final day. Hughton on the other hand beat four of the top ten (two on their own patch) plus Chelsea in the cup, yet he's the one that's tactically inept. Yet Hughton's failed to get results against so called 'home bankers', they're both average managers for different reasons. I think sensible people would recognize that a) Hughton was still learning as a manager and b) he's already shown that he can get results against poorer sides and do it at home by losing only four games in the Championship and staying undefeated at SJP. For the record, I found Hughton's sacking as baffling as the next man and I don't partiuclarly like Parew as a person, but I personally think he's done a decent job with a limited squad. Next season will be his true test like.

What? Discounting Liverpool for obvious reasons, Pardew hasn't beaten any team that wasn't still in danger of going down on the final day. Hughton on the other hand beat four of the top ten (two on their own patch) plus Chelsea in the cup, yet he's the one that's tactically inept. Yet Hughton's failed to get results against so called 'home bankers', they're both average managers for different reasons. Also, I'd hardly call Pardew 'negative'

Xisco contract extension

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20110601/lille-duo-make-magpies-move_2281670_2370292

The team is comprised of utter c***s, probably explains my complete indifference towards them.

Ashley gone crazy.. The sad news is after Gervinho we need two more strickers.... What's a stricker?

Basically says: Valencia are out of the hunt PSG could match our offer He'd prefer a move there ...I think

Negative made up twitter rumour - must be true Positive made up twitter rumour - nah, it's only twitter

Douglas laying into Cwarr at the moment, good stuff

Two absolute non-arguments Re Messi above.

Is 'eyeing' different to 'swooping' in the world of the media? I know we're into 'lining up' ourselves.

No, definitely no, no. And I like all of them. None of them are worthy. Agreed, was wondering why they'd even been mentioned. Not even close.

Beckham? Ribery? Shearer? -----------------------------Schmiechel---------------------------- Zanetti-----------Cannavaro----------Nesta----------Maldini ----------------------------Redondo------------------------------ --------------------Xavi-----------------Zidane------------------ Messi--------------------Ronaldo------------------Ronaldinho

We won't, so don't worry about it.

He has a crack whenever he can, never a thought of playing a team mate in.

It had me fooled until I noticed the direction the light was shining on his head

Only believe it if we get a Ben Arfa style pic http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8498/mbengue.png Oh my God, that is so shopped...

In other words 'I know nothing' What a tit

Poor guy is only 15, learning his trade. You have bell-ends like Crank27 in the other thread posting his humour for eight and a half year olds who need binning first.

Anyone who would turn their nose up at that price needs to have a serious word with themselves.

Humour is supposed to be funny...