Pandamninator

Fuck was that defending?

Nah, probably his defenders, he mouths off at them after most saves

Linesman having a mare in extra time

England need to go for the kill, Croatia just inviting them now.

Croatia blatantly playing for penalties already

Trying to work out whether Southgate decided to sit back or if the half time break just killed momentum. The 40 minutes after the goal were the ideal way to defend a lead - snuff out any counter attacks and keep ramping up the pressure.

Lovren

England looking alot better past 5 minutes, they've brought the game back to neutral.

Pickford has been asking for that all game, you're not fucking Neuer.

Wasn't he off side anyway?

Might actually wake England up again, they were getting way too comfortable.

Walker putting his nuts on the line there. What a Lion.

Sterling got too cute there.

Henderson needs to stop mashing square for all his passes forward.

Sterling looking bloody good, get the feeling it could turn into a rout if they can breakthrough one more time early.

After the Keegan debacle, I doubt he'd trust any contract they stick in front of him. Even if it's iron clad, he'd still have to spend 18 months waiting for a tribunal while Ashley and his cronies spread bullshit about him the entire time (like the claims about "KEEGAN WAS SO OUT OF TOUCH AND DEMANDED THEY SPEND 200 MILLION ON BECKHAM AND LAMPARD LOL" that kept popping up in the press)

That'll be it, aye. Bit late to the party, but where is all this coming from? They seem to have got it into their head that Jorge Mendes and Mino Raiola are sitting around a table screaming and pulling out their hair in frustration at the thought of that Wily Don and Sunderland crossing them.

[move][/move] Glad we never sign players, would hate to see us do these announcements. Like we'd pay money to someone to go to all that bother. Pic and twitter post from the intern, sorted. Even better get the player himself to tweet it We would then deduct 500 quid from the players first pay cheque for using the Newcastle name and likeness as well.

Glen Johnson whipping it from the halfway line for Jagielka to try and head down for Welbeck to finish

Should at least buy Kane a drink first before you try to make sweet love to him

Hurst in the Final.

Southgate blatantly designing set peices on FIFA.

Whoever thought it was a good idea to stick Martin Tyler in a commentary box by himself for 95 minutes on what I guess is the FIFA feed needs sacking.

Decent outcome. Costa Rica have been cunts for the past 20 minutes, and the winner had zero to do with Neymar.

Neymar going to get a second yellow if he keeps abusing the ref