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Absolutely no chance of that

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c3dpp84lklxo

Him and Bamford going to keep the physios busy

Miley's going to get loads of minutes this season assuming he stays fit He's only just turned 19 and coming off a season where he's been injured/ out of form Would be wild to rely on him and Willock as our only midfield alternatives when they're both not showing consistency at the moment

I don't know if he's match fit but Villa would be daft to give us him before Saturday surely? Or whenever the deadline for registering players is

Cooking up a storm with a left side of Gordon-Ramsey

Number 12

Middlesbrough 0-4 Doncaster Rovers

Feels like one for @ponsaelius

Just seen FC Copenhagen played against Malmo in the Champions League tonight. Hope that was called The Bridge derby

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/magpies-sign-teenager-santiago-munoz Remember when we randonly loaned this fella based purely on his name. Mike Ashley's final act

Gameweek 1 Liverpool 2-0 Bournemouth Villa 2-0 Newcastle Brighton 1-0 Fulham Spurs 2-0 Burnley Sunderland 1-0 West Ham Wolves 0-2 Man City Chelsea 2-0 Palace Forest 1-0 Brentford Man United 1-1 Arsenal Leeds 1-0 Everton

I'm still in shock at how much of a cunt he's been about all this

Who thought Isak was going to be the one to break the No Dickheads rule

Probably a massive Giggs but I cba going back through all the posts in here but is this what you were on about Paully? Saw it was posted on social media yesterday

Enough about your personal life, what about the match?

I mentioned El Khannous in the realistic transfers thread a few months ago. Certainly got the right profile and age for us to be interested, although I've not seen him play well for Leicester in the few games I've had to endure watching them last season

Him swaggering around in midfield with long hair, tanned and his socks close to his ankles was not what I was expecting yesterday

Surely the main thing is the fee that Chelsea want?

See he played against us at the San Siro 2 years ago and kept a clean sheet Can't say i remember him in that game

Worst post of the summer for me