joeyt

This result was inevitable after last week

Get in Swansea

Dzeko speaks good English

That's a bit unrealistic, can't imagine Barton missing two penalties

Summerbee going on a bit of a rant regarding Best's omission from the best Manchester XI

Sure Alkmaar got a dodgy penalty at our place giving them a second away goal

And Partizan Belgrade (followed by a great run in the Wafer Cup though)

Just seen who the referee is

Caceido is a good shout

Love how Paddy Power have shorter odds for Michael Richardson to score first than Jonas

Messi

Not as horrible as the thought of seeing him in black and white. Did he not play in black and white for Swansea? And Fulham? And Derby?

If he scores on Saturday, he better not be gay and not do his celebraton against his old club

First time in about 4 prem seasons that I haven't been to this fixture

8 years since Bergkamp got Robert sent off in this fixture

First Finnish Newcastle player?

The middle names are great Alan Harper Peter Simpson Vincent Taylor James Williamson Robert Perch Anthony Taylor Jance Nolan Ismael Tiote Sean Guthrie James Ireland Brendan Best Love how Jonas' middle name is Manuel

ffs

Do they still do those? Aye, its stopping in September though thanks to Cameron

Never seen that

So you watched the 30 goals on youtube and didn't see him for a whole game that season. If you tell me you saw a whole game, I'd like to know how you watched a Segunda Division game over here

How do you know he's s**t?

Why would he be sitting on the bench?