Jill

BTTS: Huddersfield v Blackburn Reading v Derby Leyton Orient v Brentford Bradford v Gillingham Bristol City v Swindon Carlisle v Stevenage Crewe v Oldham MK Dons v Peterborough Rotherham v Walsall Tranmere v Notts County Leicester/Burnley/Forest to win £1 Williamson 1-0 @ 200/1

I've watched a fair bit of Bundesliga football this season including several Augsburg matches and it messes with my head every time that he plays for them. Can't believe he's only 36, didn't realise he was so young when he was at Arsenal.

I see your point, but I'm just so fed up with the club at the minute the idea of something/someone different would genuinely interest me a little bit more.

I think I'd be far more excited at the idea of this match if I was to see some of the younger lads in action.

I'm not feeling confident about this. They're hopeless but our record there is shit so we'll probably manage to lose.

GW30 Hull 0-3 Man City Everton 2-1 Cardiff Fulham 0-1 Newcastle Southampton 1-1 Norwich Stoke 2-0 West Ham Sunderland 1-0 Crystal Palace Swansea 2-0 West Brom A.Villa 1-2 Chelsea Man Utd 1-2 Liverpool Tottenham 1-1 Arsenal

I bet this is going to be hilarious, obviously in a completely pathetic and embarrassing way.

£1.50 on Derby, Peterborough, Brentford.. and Schalke. Not really sure of my thought process at the time.

Gameweek 29 West Brom 1-2 Man Utd Cardiff 0-0 Fukham Crystal Palace 2-1 Southampton Norwich 0-2 Stoke Chelsea 3-2 Tottenham

This, was thinking City until recently.

Only seen us win away twice. It was an ongoing joke for a while amongst our group. Sunderland 0-1 Newcastle (Solano pen, I was in the home end) Peterborough 2-3 Newcastle Not even going to count the number of awful draws/losses I've seen. The trips have all been canny though.

I was on the edge of my seat ready to celebrate.

Amongst numerous other things, aye.

What a colossal bellend this man is.

Reading

I enjoyed it, I can't be arsed to dissect the match any more than that.

Someone stop this man's access to alcohol.

Brazil > Holland Its Science. Lions > Tigers?

Because Pardew is a cunt He's probably warming up for the match with shots in the bar.

I reckon we'll go for a whopping 5 hits of the post/bar today.

And suddenly I'm half looking forward to this. They've lured me back in.

Bloody hell.

I nearly went shopping at the Metro Centre. I'm genuinely considering fucking the game off if Taylor starts. With the teams released an hour before kick off it would give me time to walk to Whitley Park and watch West Allotment Celtic instead.

I nearly went shopping at the Metro Centre.

£5 on Reading, Leicester & Wolves.