Jill

Gameweek 29 West Brom 1-2 Man Utd Cardiff 0-0 Fukham Crystal Palace 2-1 Southampton Norwich 0-2 Stoke Chelsea 3-2 Tottenham

This, was thinking City until recently.

Only seen us win away twice. It was an ongoing joke for a while amongst our group. Sunderland 0-1 Newcastle (Solano pen, I was in the home end) Peterborough 2-3 Newcastle Not even going to count the number of awful draws/losses I've seen. The trips have all been canny though.

I was on the edge of my seat ready to celebrate.

Amongst numerous other things, aye.

What a colossal bellend this man is.

Reading

I enjoyed it, I can't be arsed to dissect the match any more than that.

Someone stop this man's access to alcohol.

Brazil > Holland Its Science. Lions > Tigers?

Because Pardew is a cunt He's probably warming up for the match with shots in the bar.

I reckon we'll go for a whopping 5 hits of the post/bar today.

And suddenly I'm half looking forward to this. They've lured me back in.

Bloody hell.

I nearly went shopping at the Metro Centre. I'm genuinely considering fucking the game off if Taylor starts. With the teams released an hour before kick off it would give me time to walk to Whitley Park and watch West Allotment Celtic instead.

I nearly went shopping at the Metro Centre.

£5 on Reading, Leicester & Wolves.

You're quite in love with Hertha since having been there, really. Definitely my adopted second team.

Ramos FGS & Hertha BSC 3-0 - £1 @ 30/1

Voted win, for a laugh. I don't think my sense of humour is functioning properly.

GW 28 Everton 2-1 West Ham Fulham 0-2 Chelsea Hull 0-1 Newcastle Stoke 1-2 Arsenal Southampton 0-2 Liverpool A.Villa 1-1 Norwich Swansea 1-2 C.Palace Tottenham 2-0 Cardiff

Got Luton as well, but in with Kidderminster (also winning), Newport (0-0) and Fleetwood (losing 1-0).

Ramos.

Someone near me started criticising people for applauding Gouffran "just for running". Williamson's Bobby Moore moment.

I had a dream last night that I was attending a Newcastle legends charity match at SJP but instead of actual legends it was fans playing their parts. Poyet was in the opposition, who ended up 3-0 up before too long. The linesman kept giving decisions to the opposition because his shoes were slippy so he kept falling over and having to guess which way to give it. I went down for a wee during the second half and got asked by a member of the coaching staff to come on as Solano. I look like my avatar so you can see the likeness there... when I got on the pitch I managed to score after 7 successive shots at an open goal (including one that rebounded off the line ), only to realise mid-celebration that the opposition were just standing around chatting and had given up on the match.