Jill

Hertha are on an absolutely rotten streak at the minute and it's fairly certain to continue tonight. Passing has been shite and Ramos shouldn't have missed that chance.

Scores plenty. Often looks the only threat, so if he's on an off day it's a bit grim.

Hertha BSC no doubt about to be shafted by Schalke on BT Sport 2. Backup keeper just had a bit of an early 'mare.

GW32: Man Utd 1-0 A.Villa Crystal Palace 0-3 Chelsea Southampton 1-1 Newcastle Stoke 2-1 Hull Swansea 1-0 Norwich West Brom 0-0 Cardiff Arsenal 1-3 Man City Fulham 0-1 Everton Liverpoool 2-0 Tottenham Sunderland 1-1 West Ham

Same here, I'm never arsed about friendlies but would be a lot more interested in something like this.

Set pieces. I don't think Haidara is a world beater or anything, but I prefer him to Dummett.

I'm not convinced he's the answer, but I have seen some small glimpses that he could be alright. Never going to shine in our team though.

Oh yay, a matchday.

I knew I was going to fucking love that league when Shola scored a hat-trick against Reading in the first home game.

GameWeek 31 Chelsea 2-1 Arsenal Cardiff 0-1 Liverpool Everton 1-0 Swansea Hull 1-1 West Brom Man City 3-1 Fulham Newcastle 1-0 Crystal Palace Norwich 0-1 Sunderland West Ham 1-3 Man Utd Tottenham 2-0 Southampton A.Villa 2-2 Stoke Arsenal 2-0 Swansea Man Utd 0-2 Man City Newcastle 0-1 Everton West Ham 0-0 Hull Liverpool 2-1 Sunderland

Man United.

Wasn't he playing alongside his son recently? I'm sure they were on about it on the Ramble.

I'm hoping to still be drunk from being out the night before, so that the entire match passes in a blur.

Beyond shite.

This is about as woeful as expected.

Ages late but yes they do. Though the last one I watched in there was Wigan away last season so it doesn't hold good memories.

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I've watched a fair bit of Bundesliga football this season including several Augsburg matches and it messes with my head every time that he plays for them. Can't believe he's only 36, didn't realise he was so young when he was at Arsenal.

I see your point, but I'm just so fed up with the club at the minute the idea of something/someone different would genuinely interest me a little bit more.

I think I'd be far more excited at the idea of this match if I was to see some of the younger lads in action.

I'm not feeling confident about this. They're hopeless but our record there is shit so we'll probably manage to lose.

GW30 Hull 0-3 Man City Everton 2-1 Cardiff Fulham 0-1 Newcastle Southampton 1-1 Norwich Stoke 2-0 West Ham Sunderland 1-0 Crystal Palace Swansea 2-0 West Brom A.Villa 1-2 Chelsea Man Utd 1-2 Liverpool Tottenham 1-1 Arsenal

I bet this is going to be hilarious, obviously in a completely pathetic and embarrassing way.

£1.50 on Derby, Peterborough, Brentford.. and Schalke. Not really sure of my thought process at the time.